Jun 6, 2024
it's been a good productive day uvu~~~
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it's been a good productive day uvu~~~
“Yaknow, trolls talk shit about livin in your car, but it ain’t that bad. you can drive wherever, sleep whenever, and if someone needs help, you can drive straight to them!
Also, I can just drive up to cool flowery areas for the hive to go and do their shi-ding at. It’s pretty fun cause I can see a lot of new plants I’ve never seen before.
hi this is a fantroll blog so have lixitu without her makeup
behold, my sexually repressed caste
classy bitch in the front, hiveless mess in the back
lixitu i have at least five dollar in my wallet i could buy you milkshake would you like milkshake
"Yeah? Sure, I'll do it. It's 50 bucks an hour, with a minimum block of two hours. You gotta fill out a waiver that says anything you give me counts as a charitable gift, and by no means binds me to you in any way, shape or form. None of that 'I bought you a milkshake now we're mates' shit. "
♡ ♡ ♡ Lixi
♡-Lixitu is kind of a grumpy bitch from the pain, when she isnt masking- so if trolls are easily offended/react angrily she gets tense and uncomfortable. In general she does best when someone doesn't take her bitching to heart, because 90% of the time it's from the pain, not because they actually did anything
♡-Be ok with whatever 20 million contracts she'll have you write. Bitch loves her CYA, she knows it's weird, no she wont stop.
♡-she finds shorter men attractive, theres something she thinks is cute about being able to wrap her arm around their shoulder while they wrap their arm around her waist. Inversely? tall ass women.
♡ ♡ ♡ Lixi
♡-Lixitu is very much someone who is an uphill battle to get to fall in love- BUT one surefire way is to make her laugh. She got an adorable giggle snort she only reveals when she is amused. So if you're funny she's gonna go gay af
♡-Spoil her. i'd call her my most materialistic troll honestly, shes so paranoid about money that if anyone made it so she didnt have to worry about it she'd be the biggest simp (although shes so terrified of being poor that she'd let herself stay in abusive situations to avoid it as well)
♡- Listen to that bitch ramble she LOVES talking deadass. Shes so used to being someone who listens that anyone who is interesting in what she says is just *chef's kiss*