Michael Myers: Look at him...
**Freddy Krueger is literally deep throating a popsicle**
Michael: isn't he beautiful?
Jason Voorhees: I don't know what you see in him-
Michael: You used to like him.
Jason: yeah, when he was a hot and ready stuffed crust pepperoni pizza, not a thin greasy pizza who tried killing me just becuase he was jealous I got more kills than him!










