#lmao oml

[magma1000]

AHAKNSDKKANKJKSJKKSJK-

[thatdoodlebug]

According to that website you’re a Yak! I’m… an earthworm (I think I prefer Virgin Rabbit honestly because at least it sounds funny).

a yak?!

thats it...at least im gonna give myself a theme song:

[twcntytweearchive]

jake and tawny, bora and izzy

send me a ship and i’ll tell you …

              bora &. izzy :

—— Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

         I feel like Izzy would be in tears first and Bora would just get teary eyed afterward. She’d play it off like she was fine later, but then she’d be sad.

—— Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

        Bora’s silly ass would. She can go into very deep thoughts while she’s doing things that require full attention.

—— Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

       Both would have their fair share of doing that to one another. It’d be cute, and Bora would possibly have a little aegyo show down with Izzy until she admitted she did it the best.

—— Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

       Izzy would have to steer clear of Bora because she’d definitely do that to her. Intentionally and accidentally.

—— Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

        I feel like both Bora and Izzy would have their reality shows set to record all of the episodes so they could binge watch it when they’re home. Heck, they’d both probably be watching the same damn show.

—— Who laughs more during sex?

       Izzy would, only because she wouldn’t be able to be used to or register any of what Bora is trying to do to arouse her.

—— WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

       Izzy … naturally. Bora would want to be the one and only big spoon, now and forever.

             tawny &. jake :

—— Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

       Tawny wouldn’t cry, but she would get puppy faced over it and start to whine about how sad a children’s movie is. Jake might cry a little but go off and hide from her somewhere to avoid being teased.

—— Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

       Jake probably would, but mistakenly. Tawny would playfully hit him over the head with it if that happened.

—— Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

        Tawny, on rare occasions, or when she’s in an oddly cheerful mood. Jake too, but maybe only when he’s about to surprise her with something.

—— Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

        Both! Tawny wouldn’t tell him beforehand that they were cold, she’d just put her hands at the back of his neck to warm them. With cold toes, Jake would bother her with them.

—— Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

       Tawny, definitely. She probably has something on there that she’d be ashamed of watching with Jake around. Possibly Keeping up with the Kardashians.

—— Who laughs more during sex?

       There are rare occasions when you hear laughing coming from their bedroom, since they can get pretty sensual and serious- but those times are only from Tawny.

—— WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

        Tawny- and she’s damn proud of it. There’s nothing she likes more than pushing her booty onto Jake’s junk. To tease the crap out of him is her goal every night.