#lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[bhaalborn]

my aroace ass realizing its sunday : :oooooo

[scribblecakiez]

im ngl just wanna draw porn LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEWD ART HAS BEEN ON MY MIND

[worstaid]

💉  ——   “ What an unfortunate situation. ” 

“ Blauer Vogel, do let me know if you need company, or even a place to stay. ”

[poppunkgirlfriend]

I swear to god this is my favorite video ever

[violaslayvis]

I was hired for the night shift at this job and before I accepted the job (before I even went to the interview), I told my aunt (who had to know she would be my ride) *specifically* that the job was from 6-12. She said "Yeah, go ahead. We'll have to figure it out." Then when I was offered the job, she again told me "Yeah, we'll have to figure something out." This week I've been working in the afternoon to train with the daytime crew. Now one week into the job, when the manager wanrs to make me a permanent cashier, she's telling me that it would be "impossible" to take me home from work during this shift......lmaooooo. When I told my manager if she could change my hours from 6-12 to 4-10, she said "No. I specifically hired you bc you said you were available to work this specific shift." The gag is...she's right lmaooooooooooooooooooo.