#lmfaolmfao

[auldcine]

What made you kiss me? The same thing that makes me want to kiss you right now. Gil, now, I believe you. I don’t know why you want me to believe you, but I believe you. I believe you cast a spell on me, an absolutely wonderful spell. And I believe it, and I’m crazy about you.

James Stewart and Kim Novak in Bell Book and Candle (1958)

[bugeyesboutique]

+ shadedelite started following you

“aaaaaawww shit, there she iss, there she gooooo”

[andromedablaxk]

A: CISSA, I think the two of us swapped a few items of clothing including a few undergarments that I really need. Do I have permission to go through your clothing?

[drunk-quarian]

i want what shepard and garrus have 

friendship on fire

unwavering, unbreakable love and loyalty

perfect for each other, balancing and complementing each other's weaknesses and strengths

i'm emotional again fuck

[zarsson]

im known as the innocent person at school but i've read enough smut to know how to make a boy feel good dear lord

[babyyguurl]

I love puns.

they're so...punny. 

[thestartofeternity]

LMFAO ooopsies~

i was in the bathroom when my girlfriend came in and said she needs to pee so i went to the mirror in our hallway to continue getting ready when suddenly she throws the door open, storms out, gives me the death glare and takes a new roll of toilet paper, looks at me again and goes back in the bathroom

[yesworries]

so i was just sitting here, listening to my audio thing i made of me reading amanda bynes' tweets to music and all of a sudden, mY MOM WALKS IN ON THE PART WHERE I READ "I WANT DRAKE TO MURDER MY VAGINA" AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING JUST LEFT THE ROOM I THINK SHE THINKS I LITERALLY SAID THAT PLEASE HELP OMFG