Felix’s Child Headcannons with a Male S/O
↝ Now the whole kid thing, of course, was more complicated than usual.
↝ You had suggested kids back in the early years of Felix’s mercenary era. The orange trash can was not having it.
↝ “Are you kidding me? Babe I’m just getting used to this gig, having a baby is not about to slow me the hell down now.”
↝ You backed down the idea and let his boner for money calm down, until you tried to bring the idea up two years later.
↝ “Listen, there’s adoption centers that are way less complicated than figuring out what goes on in Locus’s life.”
“Are you that dead set on having a child with me? Do you really love me that much to risk my lifestyle to rub off on a innocent child?”
“Hell yes I am, because anyone can see that I’m in love with an asshole of a human being and that’s okay.”
↝ After many trial and errors for several adoption agencies that Felix ruined from his ‘snarky attitude’ and sharp tongue. You both had settled on a small adoption agency instead.
↝ This time you actually gave him firm talk and a threat of no ‘fun time’ for a whole month. It straightened him right out and the interview went smoothly.
↝ You both had settled on a girl, because Felix wanted ‘someone else to love him and pay attention to him too’
↝ That was just an excuse for Felix to have a daddy’s girl to love and cherish.
↝ Raising a one year old girl was difficult. You did diapers, Felix didn’t.
↝ He mopped and swept the house. Laundry was definitely your thing. He can never cook but take out as a major option, since you barely could cook either.
↝ Felix painted her room a warm sunset orange with sparkly silver butterflies on the walls.
↝ “Listen babe, she’ll love it. It’s not too boyish because the colors are lighter and more ‘girly’ “
↝ The room was repainted to her favorite color years later. It cause Felix to cry and throw on his whole cry baby act for a week straight.
↝ Raising a sweet baby girl that was definitely a more daddy’s girl to you than she was to Felix was great.
↝ Although she sure was a rebel just like Felix, and gave the boys a run for their money all while chasing after her.
↝ You both settled on the name of Isabella Sammie Gates. Since Felix didn’t want some ‘hand me down name’ that her previous parents gave her.
↝ Locus teared up once you explained why her middle name was Sammie.
Locus’s Child Headcannons With A Male S/O
↝ Unlike Felix, Locus had thought out the idea of adopting a child with you.
↝ When you first brought up adoption Locus already had the wheels turning in his head about the whole situation.
↝ Also unlike Felix, Locus wanted two children. One boy and one girl.
↝ The night before the interview, while you were sleeping, Locus stayed up all night and read every parenting book that he had in the house.
↝ He finessed his way into the agency’s hearts in the matter of three minutes with his well placed words.
↝ Don’t get me wrong, he was nervous as all hell when it came down to meeting his children for the first time.
↝ The preparations on the other hand he could handle easily. Both bedrooms were painted by Locus and you. The boy’s bedroom was a portrait of a view he fell in love with during his time on Chorus, while the girls room was something out of a fairy tale.
↝ “It looks like Barbie threw up in here.”
“Shut up Sam. I’m spoiling her and if Barbie wants to take a shit in here too then it’s fine by me.”
↝ The day you two met your children Locus broke down. Literally he cried in front of a two year old boy and a one year old girl.
↝ Of course both were already named, so the debate over name choosing was never brought up.
↝ He never wanted to change anything about them anyway.
↝ Both children loved Locus and you so much. The boy wanted to be so much like Locus, because he was scary looking like a super villain.
↝ Although Locus encouraged his son never to be like him.
↝ Both of you had an easy time raising both children, even though he still gets nervous from time to time.
↝ He always questions and doubts himself if he’s doing something right or wrong.
↝ Nevertheless, Locus turned out to be one hell of a good father. With your help anyway, he managed to be one hell of a softie for bedtime stories and nap times with the kids.