#log a log

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Martin: I think I might have some mild trauma Log-a-log: You think? Dinny: Might have?! Gonff: MILD?!?!

[lostmousemaid]

Please put me down, lads. I'm done for.

[eulaliaaa]

au where guosim survived asmodeus and log a log got to continue being proud of her and he got to teach her everything he knew about the forest and about everything, and he got to watch as she took up the mantle of log a log when he was to tired to be bothered with it. where matthias got to invite her back to the abbey, the doors were always open to her, and once every few seasons a band of rowdy shrews would pour into the abbey just in time for dinner and entertain the dibbuns all night with their war stories. just,,, let her live please

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Log-a-log: I hate to disagree with you-

Matthias: Please. You love to disagree with me more than anything. It’s your favorite thing in the world.

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Dinny: what can end friendships? Martin: drifting apart Log-a-log: lying Gonff: uno

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Gonff: oh, come on

Martin: no, Gonff, we are not using my handcuffs for non-work related purposes again

Dinny: non-work related purposes??

Log-a-Log: again???

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Martin: Are you absolutely sure this is the right direction?

Gonff: As sure as I’m honest!

Log-a-Log: Oh god we’re totally lost.