Virgil Is Basically April Part. 7
Virgil, talking to the camera: I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really... good for any competitions.
Logan: *dabs*
Virgil: *points at Logan* Like, i'm really good at making fun of people dabbing. *shows a drawing of a lot of bored/depressed/unhappy faces* I've invented ten emoticons. I can walk up a down escalator in like, two seconds. *gets inside a small closet* I can fit my body into small spaces.
Roman, from the other room: Come out of the closet, Virge!
Virgil: I can tell instantly whether someone's fat or pregnant, with sixty percent accuracy. *takes a small cat out of his pocket* I can sneak, like, three cats into a movie theater. I can convince Thomas that i'm not real. *stares deeply into the cat's eyes* I can win a staring contest with a cat. I can make any of the dark sides suspicious of me. I can convince Patton that i'm adopted...
Patton: *rethinks his entire existence*