Sep 10, 2019
Idk why but Goji dAbBiNg
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Idk why but Goji dAbBiNg
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I need Adrien to post an insta selfie where he's "dabbing on the haters" , and Marinette, Alya, and Chloe all comment 😬😬😬
I wanna laugh but we all know this is a real possibility
[looks at seokmin smiley and bright in snapshoot choreo video] [promptly bursts into tears]
Felix raised Hyunjin well
Virgil Is Basically April Part. 7
Virgil, talking to the camera: I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really... good for any competitions.
Logan: *dabs*
Virgil: *points at Logan* Like, i'm really good at making fun of people dabbing. *shows a drawing of a lot of bored/depressed/unhappy faces* I've invented ten emoticons. I can walk up a down escalator in like, two seconds. *gets inside a small closet* I can fit my body into small spaces.
Roman, from the other room: Come out of the closet, Virge!
Virgil: I can tell instantly whether someone's fat or pregnant, with sixty percent accuracy. *takes a small cat out of his pocket* I can sneak, like, three cats into a movie theater. I can convince Thomas that i'm not real. *stares deeply into the cat's eyes* I can win a staring contest with a cat. I can make any of the dark sides suspicious of me. I can convince Patton that i'm adopted...
Patton: *rethinks his entire existence*
your local trash man here to inform you, if you don’t think for a second that my yus/uke doesn’t dab, than i’m not sure what to tell you
*dab*
ASHLEY WOULD ALL MIGHT DAB AFTER HE BEATS A VILLAIN YES OR NO
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAUSED THIS ASK BUT OK HERE WE GO WITH MY OVER-THOUGHT ANSWER
The class stared ahead as their teacher, the #1 hero All Might, fought against a moderately powerful villain. The criminal seemed to be nothing to him, seeing as he was continuing the class even as he tried to bring the scuffle to an end.
“Now you see class, these random outings are important, for you never know what villains you may come across on a given day.”
He hit the opponent with an uppercut and grinned wider, “Like this man here has proven he is quite strong, but if I were to grab him like so…”
He gripped the other’s ankle, swinging him up into the air, “I can easily alleviate any violence with a quick flip or throw!”
And with that, All Might chucked the villain halfway across the park they stood in. He landed in a tree with a loud cracking sound, remaining there as he was surely unconscious from the force.
“Now the plan is to teach you all to figure out what you can do in any given situation. Take what you have, and try to use it to your advantage. And that, young heroes, is how you prove how much a hero you are.”
He ended his speech with a swing of his arms, dipping his head down towards his elbow, coming back to his usual position only to be greeted by silence.
The entire class stared at him, their mouths agape as they tried to process what just happened.
“What? Didn’t I take care of this situation cleanly and quickly?” All Might asked, smiling, but looking slightly worried.
“All… Might…” Kirishima began, trying to choke back his laughter, tears forming in his eyes as he tried so hard to do so, “Did you just… dab?”
As soon as that last word slipped from his mouth, the entire class erupted into laughter. The image of their teacher and the #1 hero dabbing after chucking a villain halfway across the park kept playing over and over in their minds. It was as ridiculous looking as it sounded, and they couldn’t hold it together any longer.
All Might stared at the mess of cackling before him, some of them holding their stomachs and others already on the ground from laughing so hard.
He didn’t understand. Wasn’t that something teenagers did when they did something they thought was wonderful? Why were his students in stitches on the ground?
They went practically silent for a moment, a few whispers heard spreading around with a slight snicker here and there.
“Hey… Hey All Might…”
He looked over at where the voice was coming from, it was Midoriya Izuku, slowly getting to his feet, the other students around him doing the same.
“Yes, young Midoriya?”
He tried to suppress his smile, leaving an odd expression on his face. “I think we all would just like to say… that we think you are pretty awesome… and that we wanted to say…”
The students went quiet for a second, before they all spoke in unison.
“You’re the best DAB ever!”
They shouted and swung their arms up at the exact same time, breaking down in more laughter afterward, before stopping to stare up at him with expectant looks on their faces.
All Might was dumbstruck for a second, before he started chuckling himself. Those chuckles quickly turned into loud chortles of laughter. His entire class, a bad pun, and a dab in unison. He couldn’t take it.
They all began laughing again, and any bystanders or passersby just saw the #1 hero and his class, doubled over in laughter, not knowing the reasons why.
Later, All Might would adopt the move as his ‘Best Dab Ever’ celebratory move.
The whole class is proud beyond belief.