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--INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS--DO NOT POST-- THE LOGOS CORPORATION WOULD LIKE TO REMIND AGENTS THAT INTERPERSONAL WORKPLACE RELATIONS ARE *NOT PERMITTED*, UNLESS INTERPERSONAL WORKPLACE RELATIONS FORMS NO. 221-2456-985-1242, 320-21-467, 2910-93932-21-01, AND 56-32-2-A HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY YOUR SUPERVISOR. TO RECEIVE A COPY OF THE RELEVANT FORMS FOR SUBMISSION, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR SUPERVISOR, WHO WILL FORWARD THEM TO YOU AT THEIR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. THE CURRENT WAIT TIME FOR FORMS IS [99999999999999999] --259

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--INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS--DO NOT POST-- TO THE AGENT PLAYING "I GOT YOU BABE" OVER THE LOUDSPEAKERS OVER AND OVER, PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY. BUT PLEASE TURN IT OFF FIRST. PLEASE. PLEASE --259

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--INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS--DO NOT POST-- THOSE OF US IN RECORDS WOULD LIKE TO ASK AGENTS TO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, STOP STEALING OUR ALPHABETICAL FILE DIVIDERS AND SPELLING BAD WORDS WITH THEM ACROSS THE TERMINAL DESKS. FIRSTLY, WE ARE GETTING INTO TROUBLE WITH OUR SUPERVISOR, AND SECONDLY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN SPELLING THEM RIGHT. --259

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--PUBLIC OUTREACH-- THE LOGOS CORPORATION WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE A NEW PRODUCT THAT HAS BEEN RELEASED WITH OUR PARTNER GROUP [LENOVO], THE [PERSONAL TERMINAL GL500]. THE FIRST [100] PEOPLE TO PURCHASE THIS NEW PROJECT WILL ALSO RECIEVE A BONUS [MOUSEPAD] AS WELL AS A LIMITED-TIME WARRANTY* *DISCLAIMER: THE LOGOS CORPORATION AND ITS PARTNER GROUP [LENOVO] ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR UPHOLDING SAID WARRANTY WITH THE OUTCOMES BEING SUBJECT TO THE WHIMS OF SAID PARTIES. --315

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--INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS--DO NOT POST-- DUE TO A PRODUCT RECALL FROM OUR PARTNER GROUP [LENOVO], ALL AGENTS ARE REQUESTED TO RETURN THEIR TERMINALS TO THE IT DEPARTMENT IF THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM THE FOLLOWING ISSUES; -CORD SNAPPING -FAN BREAKAGE -GENERAL AWFULNESS THANK YOU. --259

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--INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS--DO NOT POST-- WE REGRET TO INFORM AGENTS THAT THERE WILL BE NO PIZZA IN THE CAFETERIA TODAY AS THERE HAS BEEN AN INCIDENT INVOLVING AN OVEN, THREE PYROTECHNICIANS, AND SEVERAL GALLONS OF HYDROCHLORIC ACID.

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--PUBLIC OUTREACH-- THE LOGOS CORPORATION WOULD LIKE TO REMIND THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT THE LOGOS CORPORATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ALLEGED DISAPPEARANCES OF ANY ALLEGED INDIVIDUALS AS A RESULT OF ANY ALLEGED MEETINGS WITH AN ALLEGED LOGOS OPERATIVE. HAVE A GREAT DAY! --259

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LOGOS CORPORATION FILING SYSTEM INITIATED PUBLIC OUTREACH FORUM INITATED USERS -- AGENT 315 [SHE/HER], AGENT 259 [THEY/HE] FOR REDIRECTION TO THE LOGOS CORPORATION PNG INITIATIVE, CLICK HERE.

--END OF POST-- --FOR LOGOS CORPORATION PERSONNEL ONLY-- --CONFIDENTIAL--DO NOT POST--CONFIDENTIAL-- FOR REDIRECTION TO THE MAIN LOGOS CORPORATION FILING SYSTEM, CLICK HERE. PLEASE NOTE THAT ANY CONFIDENTIAL FILES SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WITHOUT THE PROPER CLEARANCE. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY ACCESSED ANY CONFIDENTIAL MATERIALS, PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST SUPERVISOR.