#lohendraste

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For all those who ship Lohen, whether ocxcanon, self-shipping, canon characters, etc: I fear there is an angle nobody is considering enough...

The Fifth Company's reaction to Lohen dating anyone.

(i'm picturing something to this effect)

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The funny part is, I drafted this comic before the teaser even dropped...

Silly fae, that's practically the whole appeal of alcohol for people... how can someone so clueless—sorry, so "innocent", hope to pass as a normal human?

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Hmm... lets check a few more just to be safe!

I'm sure it'll be fiiiine...

@lepus-miles this is your fault

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i am here to offer wishes of good luck with a question! we already know (probably) how mallory would act if casually given a collar from mister hare knight. how would miss andraste handle it?? of course, lohen wouldn't tell her what it's actually for. that'd take the fun out of it! it's just a cute accessory, of course, he picked it out special for her, even chose the color specifically to match the rest of her clothes. isn't he thoughtful? what do you mean 'why is there a letter "L" dangling from it'? why, it's just to show appreciation for the gift giver, it's a normal custom, really!!!

Mallory is looking at this man like Oh he thinks I'm stupid huh? Any attempt to glare or glower at him just kinda looks like a pout though, too goofy to take seriously. If he insists it's innocent she'll return fire, stick her finger under his choker and tug on it like "Okay, get an 'M' for yours then. Then I'll wear it." Girl this isn't the checkmate you think it is.

Poor Andraste is so touched by the gesture and none the wiser. I mean why would he lie? Mr. Lohen is odd, but that doesn't mean he's bad! If being strange means being inherently distasteful, that's worse news for her than anyone else! So of course she doesn't think like that! You might almost feel bad when after a while she asks why he didn't get one to match his, rather than her own clothing. She sounds almost disappointed, like it was a missed opportunity.

When someone eventually clues her in that that's not a real custom, and what it actually looks like however... L-Lets not worry about that! Do you smell burning? No you don't!

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The Lohensmut fairy has come to deliver ✨

*Ahem*

You’re having a very frustrating day at work - Jean and Albedo crawling up your ass about getting a report written up for an alchemical breakthrough that was recently made, and they were making damn sure you got it done right. now. On top of all the other paperwork you had to get done

Lohen comes strolling into your office once he’s finished training tormenting a handful of new recruits for the day, noticing your frustrated mood. Needing you bad right now and knowing you need something to relax, he makes a suggestion

That’s how you ended up sitting on Lohen’s lap, his cock buried in you to the hilt, you yourself hunched over trying desperately to mask your little noises of pleasure and get this archons damned report done as Lohen slowly rocks into you

“Lohen, we should really finish so we do-“

“Shhhhh.” He breathes right by your ear, fanning his hot breath against your kiss-bitten neck. “Relax, bunny. We’ll get off when we get off.”

But it’s not nearly enough

The rational part of your brain and the horny part are locked in battle, needing to keep yourself composed as your coworkers came to the door to ask questions, Lohen choosing these moments to thrust into you hard, versus wanting Lohen to pound into you until you saw stars, decorum and discipline be damned

So far, the rational part of your brain has been winning out, but that all changes when you hear a knock at your office door and Albedo lets himself in

“How is your progress on the re-“ He pauses as his eyes take in the scene, you sitting on Lohen’s lap, your hand covering your mouth and a faint blush on your face.

You freeze like a deer caught in lamplight, your eyes locking onto the Captain’s. It’s so quiet you could hear a pin drop

Then Albedo’s lips upturn in a knowing smile, and he turns on his heel to leave, but not before saying, “Have fun. Please make sure you get that report done by the end of the day.”

And then you’re both alone again

Your face goes completely red from embarrassment. Albedo, your coworker and superior, had caught you. He knew exactly what you two were up to and even told you to have fun. You were so utterly mortified you could cry

How many of the others that had come before knew and were merely being polite? What if you would be reprimanded for this? Lose any chance at a promotion? What would your other coworkers thi-

Actually, you know what?

Fuck this

You lift up off of Lohen and he immediately whines at the loss of your warmth. You turn around so that you’re directly facing him, and waste no time lining yourself up and slamming yourself back down on his cock

The relief is immediate

You let out a loud, breathy moan as your hands fly up to Lohen’s shoulders to ground you, your nails digging into his skin

He looks at you with a satisfied smirk, hunger in his eyes as he says, “There’s my naughty bunny. Now let me take care of you.”

And then he starts pounding into you, setting a brutal pace

You don’t hold back anymore, moaning loudly as you practically bounce on Lohen’s cock. The filthy sounds of wet skin slapping on skin fills the room, your desperate noises only growing louder as Lohen continuously slams into your sweet spot

“F-f-fuck Lohen! Yes! Right th- Ah! Right there! Don’t stop!”

He lets out a breathy laugh in between his own pleasured sounds, his ruby red eyes practically glowing as he stares into yours

“So-so n-needy for my c-cock.”

And he’s right. You are.

After a few more precise thrusts to your most sensitive spot, you feel yourself start to clench around Lohen, the coil in your belly coming undone. Practically screaming now, it feels like your brain has turned to mush from pleasure, but you have enough presence of mind to bite down hard where your eyes had wandered to Lohen’s neck. He lets out a strangled cry as waves of pleasure overcome your body, cumming on his cock. You feel pleasantly warm pulses deep in your pussy as he cums inside you, continuing to fuck you through your shared orgasms until you’re both panting and leaning into each other

You kiss the spot on his neck where you bit before resting your forehead against his. You both sit there, breathing in each other’s air and enjoying the intimate gesture, the afterglow

It isn’t until several minutes later that reality crashes down around you and you remember that you just fucked, loudly, in your work office when you were supposed to be finishing an important report

You let out a groan and bury your face in Lohen’s chest

“Jean is going to fucking kill us tomorrow.”

Lohen merely laughs and places a kiss to the the top of your head

“Worth it.”

I didnt expect u to actually do it... and that was a foolish misstep on my part... oh lord in heaven

The way my totally-not-an-s/i doesnt even work for the knights but i was so locked into this i was like YKNOW WHAT BITCH WE—YES WE—DO FOR TODAY. BECAUSE LOOK AT THE BENEFITS. MY GOD.

LOHEN WHAT ARE YOU DOIIINNNGGGG WHAT'RE YOU JUST MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ALBEDO FOR DOMINANCE?!!? JAIL!!!! JAIL FOR LOHEN!!! made me feel like celes was catching a stray even in MY inbox LMFAOO

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THOSE FUCKING TAGS????? HELLO????

Okay, but you trying to hold back your moans, biting down so hard on your lip you start to taste blood. You don’t want to stroke Lohen’s ego anymore than you have already considering he’s smirking up at you, entirely too pleased with himself, as he makes a mess you despite the fact you’re on top. But we can’t have that, now can we? Lohen wants to hear you sing for him. So he starts tactically slamming into your most sensitive spot, over and over, relentlessly, as he watches with satisfaction as tears begin to prick at the corners of your eyes. He removes one of his hands from where he’d had it gripping your waist, leaving behind scratches from where he’d been, and starts rolling your sensitive bundle of nerves between his fingers

That finally does it, you can’t hold back anymore, and you start crying out from how fucking good you feel. It’s not long before you’re cumming all over his cock, a truly embarrassing amount of slick leaving you. Lohen follows soon after, his cock twitching a pulsing deep in you as he fills you with his seed

But he’s not done

What, you thought that’d be it? No, no, no. He’s enjoying this way too much to quit now. You squirm uncomfortably from overstimulation, tears now rolling down your face and onto Lohen’s chest as he continues to fuck mercilessly into you. You’re so beautiful like - so drunk from pleasure that you’ll gladly let him fuck you past your breaking point and mark you as his

And only his

By Furinade Fontaine thsi can't be happening

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hi i have. an idea.

do you think andraste ever accidentally burns lohen? i think he'd be into it. he gasps the first time he feels flames scorching his skin, biting his lip hard as his own cold moves right away to counteract it. he's done the same to ensure her burns don't get too bad, too, before. sure, he loves seeing her squirm, but he can help fix it, too, just like she fixes him.

he takes good care of what's his. he sharpens his weapons with care each day-- sometimes more than once per day, if there's been enough fighting and enough time to do so-- he takes them in for repairs when he can afford the time to, and even though he's always in the thick of fighting he makes sure his clothes are neat and tidy and clean of any lingering bloodstains. and so, well. if andraste is his, too, he's going to be absolutely sure to take care of her!

but that's all besides the point! he'd be way into her burning him, i fear. he can deal with it fast, he likes the pain, and seeing her get soooo very flustered and embarrassed is way too much fun. plus since that's how she heals people in the first place, well... that means limited scarring, right? so no reason for her to worry about it too much. of course, she probably still will, buuuut... not like lohen's a stranger to ragebaiting the people he cares about most.

but i wonder how she'd respond if she burned him by accident, maybe even if they were alone together in whatever intimate fashion you desire to think of, and he moaned. getting that look in his eye that tells her he likes it, he wants more, just before he tells her to do it again. let another flash of flame wash over him, let it burn and ache. he'll be sure to reward her accordingly~

EVERYONE IS ATTACKING ME TODAY!!!!!!!! this is either christmas or the worst day of my life and i cant tell which

The concept behind her kit was always cauterizing wounds, I even had a mental image in my head at one point of a catalyst that's like a pocket warmer LOL it's kind of the only way she knows how to heal. if she had better control of it, she could probably do a much more effective job as a medic... you know, with non-masochists. (Like a heat compress or something) But she can't. At least not as she is now. That (coupled with the distrust there is towards faefolk) is why she could never find work back home in Nod Krai. It just so happens that she ran into some knight from Mondstadt who seems to think her way of healing is the best he's ever seen? Let's not worry about why.

Because nobody else sees it that way—and would probably view getting treated by her with the same amount of fear and dread as Lohen's "special training"—she basically ends up as his personal medic in everything but name. Which is fine because with how much he throws himself into the thick of the fight, he probably could use one.

The way her problems with controlling her pyro come out is sort of like a person who doesn't know their own strength. It's as if she doesn't decide how strong the flame comes out. Heck, in high stress situations she might not even decide when it does. I see it largely centralized around her palms (which i picture being like a hot stove burner even through her gloves) and tail. (The mental image of her getting a little cottontail of flame while her skill is active is too precious to me and i refuse to give it up.)

So does she ever accidentally burn him? Almost certainly. She wants to get better at controlling it very badly, she's genuinely passionate about wanting to heal people and be liked. Above all, she's lonely.

Andraste alone in Nod Krai's outskirts: Maybe you could send me an angel...! the nicest angel you have!

Lohen, laughing maniacally on a pile of wild hunt corpses:

Also you're 1000% correct that there's definitely been a moment where she tries to warn him about how her healing works and worrying he'll hate her or be mad at her, him insisting he can handle whatever it is, (maybe its urgent and they dont have time to be picky) and then when she tries to pull back after he flinches or grimaces from the sudden pain he holds her hand to him, not letting her remove it. You know, like a freak. Wait, is he biting his lip? Oh, poor thing, the wound must be severe...