#lois tag

[gnomewithalaptop]

Something something if Metropolis citizens made memes

(IDs under cut)

[ID 1: a photo of a car careening off the highway (whose sign reads "investing in real estate like a normal human being") to get onto an exit ramp, labelled "death ray that blows up California." The car is labeled "Lex Luthor"]

[ID 2: A meme template consisting of screenshots from the show The Flash. In the first shot, an ominous-looking Green Arrow asks "Do you trust me?" He is labelled with the caption "my weird boss." In the second, the Flash answers: "With every cell in my body." He is labelled "Me, about to get transferred to Gorilla City"]

[ID 3: A screen cap from WWE Wrestlemania. In the foreground stands a smiling AJ Styles, labelled "Jimmy Olsen, livestreaming his first time skydiving." Just behind him, the Undertaker appears, clearly about to take him down. The Undertaker is captioned "getting turned into a giant turtle."]

[ID 4: Spider-men pointing at each other meme. The first Spider-man is captioned "Superboy trying to stop a robbery at my local 7/11," while the second reads "Another, smaller Superboy crashing through the window halfway through."]

[ID 5: Jim Halpert pointing to a whiteboard meme. The whiteboard reads "Superman and Lois Lane have confirmed multiple times that they're just friends and continuing to insist they're having an affair is incredibly disrespectful to her and her husband."]

[ID 6: Gayle (played by Chris Flemming) asks "Okay, was anybody gonna tell me OG Superboy's other dad is Lex Luthor, or was I just supposed to read it in People Magazine myself?"]

[ID 7: Text reads "Lois Lane calling President Luthor a dipshit on live television during a press conference." Below it is the "Carefully, he's a hero" meme from the Sam Raimi Spider-man films.]

[hellrobin]

the silliest

[eileenwdj]

Leen you’re back!! Also your art has improved so much!!💖

lois!!!! thank u n ive missed u!! 💕

[ikarosapollo]

eyy its 2 am and i want to say that i love my friends??? so much??

@marshmallow-galaxy @transkeiths the two of u are literally the best?? u alwayd make me feel better and u make me smile and laugh and i miss u even if i talked to u earlier that day tbh

@koriandars the loml youre so talented and amazing and i just !!!!! when i see ur art or ur face or hear u laugh?? i love u and ur so so important to me

@dickwallys ara!!! light of my life!! im so proud of everything u do tbh?? ur such an amazing person and ur so funny and !!!! ilu s m

@feuillie shiloh we only recently started talking but!!!! ilu!?!? also i can yell at u about les mis and u?? understand me?? ilu ur so great ok never forget that

@drocula frankie e e.. you?? are such a cool person? u make me smile and aldo cry because ur art is a+++ and i just,,love watching you grow and get better and u make me reLly happy, and im also vonstantly thinking about how i looked RIGHT AT U IRL,,U WERE RIGHT THERE

@kerolinadean remy rem u r so beautiful and funny and talentez and wonderful and amazing?? ilu u icon💙 and i love seeing ur face everyday it makes me really happy

@macnkeith aweesha,,ilu sm, im still a little intimidated cause ur?? so cool?? but ur also so sweet and nice and funny and i love talking to you and wverytime i see u on my dash im !!!!!!! and i still really look up to u and ur art because!! wow,, ilu

@1ucastrent r u m b l e!! ilu and ur blog snd ur art and ur funny and i love talking to u sm?? i hope i get to talk to u s lot more💙

[gnomewithalaptop]

Lois + Clark -- Off the Record

[YouTube version]

[gnomewithalaptop]

I've been thinking about the Absolute DC Lois/Superman dynamic again...

Absolute Superman (2024), Smallville S5E10 - "Fade", Smallville S5E22 - "Oracle", Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman S1E12 - "All Shook Up", Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman S2E21 - "Whine, Whine, Whine", Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman S2E04 - "The Prankster", Smallville S9E15 - "Escape"

Image Descriptions:

IMAGE 1: A cropped comic panel of a silhouetted man walking down a deserted highway. Above him the "VENEZUELA - 105 km" exit sign has been graffitied with "Lazarus means death" and "Join the Omega Men."

IMAGE 2: Screenshot from a television audio transcript. First speaker asks: "Are you his girlfriend?" Second speaker responds: "Not in this lifetime."

IMAGE 3: Cropped comic panel. Lois Lane of the Absolute DC Universe looks skyward. She is decked out in a bulletproof vest with LAZARUS emblazoned across the front. Off-panel, someone says: You were alone with the subject for an extended period of time. What is your frank and honest appraisal of Superman?

IMAGE 4: Screenplay screenshot. Text reads: "Clark: There are times when I think you don't know me at all. And others when I think you know me better than anyone."

IMAGE 5: Cropped comic panel. Superman groans in pain as fire shoots from his eyes. Lois's narration reads: "We know from other sightings that he has traveled the globe. He speaks multiple languages. But somehow, he still has the air of a lost child."

IMAGE 6: Cropped comic panel. Lois holds her gun steady in its holster, watching a kneeling Superman warily. Her narration continues: "Of a life somehow disrupted. Of a son without a home. A deep mistrust of authority seems ingrained. Suspect will prove quite difficult to coerce or apprehend."

IMAGE 7: Screenplay screenshot. Text reads: "Lois Lane: Kill or be killed. Clark Kent: Lois, you're talking about war. This is journalism. Lois Lane: See, your problem is you think there's a difference."

IMAGE 8: Cropped comic panel. Handcuffed to Superman with heavily reinforced cuffs, Lois holds her gun at the ready. Lois: "This is Agent Lane. Suspect in custody."

IMAGE 9: Screenplay screenshot. Text reads: "Superman: You know, people who love each other are supposed to be kind to each other."

IMAGE 10: Cropped comic panel. Superman kneels amidst exploding rubble as Kelex says "Some worlds simply cannot be saved."

IMAGE 11: Screenplay screenshot. Text reads: "Lois Lane: Clark, I don't want to die. Clark Kent: Lois, I would not let that happen."

IMAGE 12: Cropped comic panel. In the wreckage of a bombed out city, Superman holds an unconscious Lois bridal style.

IMAGE 13: Screenplay screenshot. Some text has been obscured. Visible text reads: "Face it, Clark..."

IMAGE 14: Cropped comic panel. Now dressed in civilian clothes, Superman pulls the hood of his jacket lower over his face.

IMAGE 15: Previous screenplay screenshot continues, reading: "Without me, you'd still be lost."

IMAGE 16: Cropped comic panel. Still dressed in her army uniform, Lois stares down at a computer keyboard, looking pensive and morose.

Image descriptions end.

[gnomewithalaptop]

Whatever I said in the tags on that one post about not blocking people for bad fandom takes is a lie -- I see anyone calling lois lane a bitch on here and it's on sight actually

[gnomewithalaptop]

they really styled lois for the lesbians this issue huh