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loki sitting wack compilation

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#LOKI #WHY #PLEASE #JUST SIT #JUST SIT IN A CHAIR DECENTLY #HE'S ONLY SAT PROPERLY ONCE AND IT WAS WHEN HE WAS AT HOME AND NEEDED THE SPACE TO EAT????#I KNOW YOU'RE BI BUT #LOKI JUST #PLEASE LEARN #IM DYING HERE #SO MANY WAYS TO SIT IN A CHAIR #ALL OF THEM COMFORTABLE PERHAPS BUT #NOT APPROPRIATE #DAGNABBIT LOKI #i know i missed a lot of panels #so please #feel free to add on #loki does this often

Weighing in late on the Norse Myth Loki sleeping with Sif...

Iirc when Loki stays in Asgard it's in Thor's house and it was somewhat implied he might have been sleeping with Thor. I obviously need to check for sources, but yeah. I've been slightly under the impression Loki cut Sif's hair off for stealing his bed buddy but Thor is a whore and still lets Loki come over and stay.

Which is on point for Asgardians since Myth Heimdall visited at least 3 families and slept with the wives to birth the upper, middle and lower classes.

Basically every man in Asgard is an adulterer but they get a pass if they top.

and if we add the mjolnir-is-a-metaphor-for-manhood thing to the lay of thrym section we can also assume that Loki topped Thor which makes any and all accusations all the more funny

#loki just #loki just sleeps with everyone #but it's not in a bad way which makes it great #and thor accusing loki of being unmanly and sleeping with sif is hilarious because he calls loki a bottom???#like ok bottom #right back at thor #like ??#loki doesn't even care #switch and proud

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 " 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒. 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃

@therelentless said: " 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ 😎🍷

“If there really must be a decision, I’d easily state smash. I’ve known you for too long that it’d be quite....PLEASANT to have you in my bed.”

#LOKI JUST #EYES #therelentless #𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ( asks )

@withoutdeath starter call!

“You’re different.”

There’s something about the other man before him, maybe it’s an aura or a simple feeling as the god looked over him carefully. It was by far no where near the sense of magic, but the feeling held notes of something older--perhaps some twisted type of magic about him. He was a stranger to Loki and yet felt that familiarity.

Who was the other?