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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

derinthescarletpescatarian

World's most tense egg and spoon race

green-great-dragon

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

from this

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

#☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

willgrahamscock

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

#text #one day it’ll burst into reality. one day

bonnieventure

forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm

i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard

#wekapipo

malinaa

what if we all explode

derring-do

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

#opera #YAY

robogart

I posted this a couple days ago for patrons, but I wanted to share here since I saw my old Lyn fanart getting love! But I felt inspired to do a redraw and it's so cool to see how my work has changed (and stayed the same) between 6 years?! Dang! 😳💖💖💖

#fire emblem #YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!#my friend Lyn.

comingofthedawn

#photo #julius #ocs

yellbug

one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

#text #the counter reformation would’ve been insufferable

ratcoffin69

#baru cormorant #photo

valtsv

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

#text #ocs

norahsdove

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

#gyro #text

tejoxys

totally get why the 1st rule of Skeksis Club is "no killing each other," because if I, as a being comprised solely of my worst qualities, had to LIVE with a group of beings comprised solely of my coworkers' worst qualities,...