some iconic things my history teacher has said:
lenin was hardly sex on legs
time magazine is distinctly odd
he goes [fart noise], or words to that effect
ronald reagan, who was maybe a little bit less far right than attila the hun,
very little upsets me more than an empty beer glass or a dying plant
truman was an idiot, although i’ll probably never be able to prove it
lick my...boots
french hot dogs? forget it. it literally tastes like a chien chaud
i tell them all about richard the lionheart, who is as gay as can be, by the way
don’t put “p.s., you’re a dick” at the end of the paper. it won’t get you any favours
lenin is back on a train! he doesn’t know it, because he’s dead, but he’s back on a train!
oscar howard -- i mean oscar wilde
god, the crap i know about history. i’ve really got to get a life
(on trump) where is lee harvey oswald when his country needs him?
it’s our channel, we’ll call it what we like. how dare you call it the sleeve! it’s the english channel, all the fish in it speak english.
hegel, who was my next-door neighbour until last week,
(about to print a text-only document) would you like it in colour or black and white?
