Filet mignon, Longview Steakhouse, Longview Alberta, 10/10. Just when almost all hope felt lost for the seemingly "all talk no trouser" Alberta beef reputation it bundles you out of the house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but your skimpies and a hastily secured restraint, drives you an hour outside of town in the boot of the car to a leaf strewn field stretching to the horizon and commands you dig your own grave. With encrusted blood on your face from the beatings of past steak disappointments and frost forming on your nipples cattle stand menacingly by as your tormentor raises a nail gun to your temple, bellows "Bearnaise or peppercorn?!?!?!?" before pulling the trigger. You've voided yourself, and as your broken and arsemuck smeared body tumbles forward to the pit below the dawn sun cracks the sky freeing your earthly obligations and welcoming you to sweet beef heaven. #steak #bearnaisesauce #longviewsteakhouse #longviewalberta #albertabeef #yycfood #calgaryfood #food #foodporn #digestdigress (at Longview Steak House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B34qy_LjIhk/?igshid=10xk97vvjle3a