PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A LONI X READER X LOKI AND THEIR BOTH FLIRTING N WE ARE OBLIVIOUS TO IT SO PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏 (when you can <33)
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Loki is a cheesy romantic. Lots of gifts and chocolates
^ So, for you to not pick up on his advances you have to be really love blind
Now Loni, Loni is.... Well, he's a cute lover. Compliments and words of affirmation are his love language. With him you just think that's how he is
Loki flirting is more obvious, but as previously mentioned, you're an idiot
You work at the mall, so whenever the family goes to the mall for the outings, they do everything in their power to ditch the family and see you
Loki is forced to watch his younger siblings, much to his frustration, but not Loni
Loni was thrilled when seeing you leaning on the counter chewing some gum while fiddling with your phone. He mentally prepares himself before approaching you
He is blocked though, because a customer captures your attention and they are pissed. Loni felt really bad, because they were yelling and getting aggressive, but you handled it surprisingly well. He recognized the customer-service act, because he pulled it when people were mean to him
^ He finally approached you when they [The 'Karen' ] left, but as he got closer, he could hear your annoyance and mockery and he was worried that it was a bad time. Though, when you saw him, you quickly called him over
"You just missed this crazy woman! It was terrible."
"Yeah... I saw"
You laugh, shaking your head, "She was fucking crazy"
"Yeah... Yeah, she was," He laughs and you both continue a conversation
"Hey, I'm about to clock out, do you want to hang out?"
It must have been his lucky day, or perhaps he had died and gone to heaven, and he was quick to agree
Loni tries to flirt with you, but it's mostly just stupid puns or flirts that don't land or he says the punchline wrong
"Are you from Pennsylvania, because you're the only ten I see- Wait, no... That's not right"
Lucky for him, you think he's rather funny and think it's kind of cute how he keeps messing up. He reminds you of a puppy
Loki sees you two together and is fuming
He wants to go over and talk to you, but he's stuck with the kids
He would have gone over with the kids to hopefully embarrass Loni, but he [Loki] was smart enough to know he'd embarrass himself too
Loki knows exactly how he'll get to you too. You're in Loni's grade, so Loki will offer to help you with the excuse of 'I've already done the work, so I know how to do it.'
^ Lucky him it works
He's so obvious about his flirting, calling you pretty and such
You just think he's being a sweet friend
It's very frustrating for both of them
They're siblings stay out of it, because they don't want to get involved with their brothers' love 'V' [It's not a triangle]
^ That is until they're threatened with losing certain privileges, but it's pointless, because you're clueless
You could have it spelled out that they like you and you would still think it's just a friend thing