Here's your surgically shortened stuillow
@stuart-mach look, stillow is new and improved.
tiny. just as he should be.
is this what it feels like to be taller than you finally.
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Here's your surgically shortened stuillow
@stuart-mach look, stillow is new and improved.
tiny. just as he should be.
is this what it feels like to be taller than you finally.
bend it iver smack it frim thr back
what the fuck does that say-
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STU GET THE FUCK OUT MY INBOX.
send help. what the fuck.
GETHIMOFFMEHESFUCKINGHEAVY
@stuart-mach
I heard stu has a crush on you
Thoughts or opinions?
oh my fucking god hold on i just got done choking-
…
wait.
where did you hear that????
how do you know that?? you’re just fuckin.. spreading rumors on my blog and shit.
Hi billiam
Its finally here! The stillow just for you!
I hope you like it
the “stillow"…
at least i’m taller than him for onc—
OH COME ON.
i’m chopping it in half at the legs and then sewing it back together. he’s gonna be . idk. 5’2. that feels appropriate.
just had a real fun conversation.
anyway.
how was everyone else’s night.
//ooc:art beneath cut bc im embarrassed. its canon to the blog i just get Scared//
So who is Stu to you, Billy?
he’s my best friend. nothing else. that’s it.
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE-
WHO keeps asking me shit about stu. who are you. do i know you or. something??
nosy ass..
Howd you even get in ikea in the first place
I DONT KNOW.
FREE ME.
has anyone even noticed i’ve been missing. god. what the fuck. ikea of all places.