#stuilly

[art1stxsl4sh]

Billy telling Stu he's amazing in bed the same way he told Sidney she was except this time he actually means it

[justici]

Comeback

Happy pride month !!!

I am bad at side faces smth...

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[itsmarjgang]

SLASHED HEADCANNONS BUT ITS JUST THE COUPLES ( CHUCKY AND TIFF N STUILLY)

That cute shit:

Chucky and tiff:

Once on their anniversary Tiffany convinced Chucky to do a Charleston with her to the friends theme tune (don’t ask)

They have matching PJs

Chucky is always letting Tiffany braid his hair because he let it get too long and he hates it getting in his face

Tiffany always gets new nail polishes from Chucky for no reason and it’ll be the slightest change in colour but she doesn’t care because he actually remembers which ones she likes and which ones she’s already got

They share a knife whenever they murder

They have a family group chat on WhatsApp with Glen/da (their child if anyone doesn’t know) so they can check in on them

They have a playlist on Spotify and Chucky is always adding wierd brain rot shit to it and tiff gets annoyed because why is triple t reverb and slowed playing when she wants to listen to new order

Stu and Billy:

When stu sits down on the couch everyone moves aside because Billy always hurls himself on top of him and none of them want an elbow to the face

Stu loves pineapple on pizza and whenever he orders it Billy threatens to murder him

They originally had two single beds in their bedroom but stu kept climbing into Billy’s with him and Billy got fed up because there wasn’t enough room so he pushed the beds together

Every morning when stu comes into the kitchen he kisses Billy with his terrible morning breath and gets a mouthful of the rocket fuel coffee Billy drinks

Billy drinks redbull stu drinks monster (attack the heart before it attacks you)

Once stu went onto the internet and saw someone shipping Billy and Sid and saying they were soulmates and cried for about an hour until Billy came and cuddled him

(NFSW below the cut)

Nfsw:

Tiff and Chucky:

Tiffany likes buying fancy lingerie and rose petals and all that for whenever they do it

Once Chucky forgot he didn’t take the condoms he bought out of the kitchen so he ran out of the bedroom with black lipstick smeared all over his face and a towel around his waist into the kitchen where everyone else was watching BTTF and grabbed them (Jennifer still won’t let him live it down)

They are extremely loud. Once Jason was walking past the door and brought out his machete because he thought two teenagers had infiltrated the house and were fucking in their bedroom

They never never ever go without condoms because the last time they did it without they made glen/da

Stu and Billy:

You know that one scene from Scary Movie where Bobby wants Cindy to suck his dick but she won’t stop kissing his stomach? That’s stu and billy

Billy: omd just suck it already stu

Stu: but I like your tummy so much :[

They switch. That’s final.

Stu gets hard over the weirdest things. Once Billy was eating fries and he got a semi.

Once Billy was riding stu so hard the crack between their pushed together beds opened and they both ended up on the floor. This was really strange for Michael, who’s in the next bedroom over, because he hears moaning and then this massive thud and and then yelling and then moaning again

They are both incredibly horny at all times. Slightly suggestive scene in a movie? They’re both already shirtless.

Once they were both drunk and accidentally stumbled into Jennifer’s bedroom instead of theirs. Stu’s pants were down. Jennifer is scarred to this day

[itsmarjgang]

Slashed Headcannon #2

Jennifer and Stu like to pretend to be a straight couple

They’ll collect a bunch of frat guys and preppy girls in Jen’s car and convince everyone that they’re both extremely heterosexual until Jennifer pulls up to collect Billy and stu is like “OMG HEY BABE YOU LOOK SO HOT TONIGHT” and yanks him into his lap and just attacks him until Billy escapes and all the preps are just in absolute shock

[thedemosdemon]

Feeling extra mad about Scream 7 again can someone please rewrite it right now for me personally where it really is Stu and he’s not just back for revenge but he’s actually hallucinating Billy telling him to do all of it because he’s still just as crazy as he was in the first movie I swear I’ll give you a pack of cigarettes and a plate of garlic bread

MANDATORY 6 1/2 minute makeout scene between Stu and a mirror

[art1stxsl4sh]

During the Sidney and Billy makeout scene at the start when Sid pushed Billy off I deadass thought Billy accidentally called Sidney "Stu" like "(weird noise) Stu you see what you do to me......"

he would tbh💔💔💔💔and sidney would smack tf out of him💔💔💔💔💔💔get out her house💔💔💔💔

[tableboy]

I’m lowkey bored so I’m just gonna say/post:

WHY DO MY FRIENDS THINK I HAVE A FICTIONAL CRUSH ON BILLY OR STU?!😟 I will admit. I love them, but.. that man has another man. I SHIP THEM not LIKE THEM. They’re such terrible people 😭💔

(same things go with me not understanding people simping for Ghostface.. first off, which one? Also, they all are NOT attractive in my opinion. I would rather become Ghostface myself than even THINK about one of those people liking me. Also.. THEYRE ALL DEAD AND BAD PEOPLE 😭😭 SOME ARE GROWN ADULTS TOO )

[metaviperizfromhell]

My locket of my loser husbands