Note: Top ten hottest animated characters, part eleven. Only caught a few episodes of Shinzo as a very young child. I mostly just remember Ryuma trying to forcefully wed another character. And snakes were involved somehow. (Wedding guests?) Maybe I should try watching Shinzo in its entirety. If I already had, Ryuma would probably be higher.
Still woefully behind on BNHA because my New Year’s resolution was to read more nonfiction. So I’m mostly using the volumes as rewards.
10. Lord Ryuma (Mami Koyama) from Shinzo
Auxiliary childhood crush who turned into not one, but two hotter forms?? Scalies, man.
9. Super Bike (Carlos Alazraqui) from The Fairly OddParents
Look, this would be more weird if he was a garden variety centaur. Villains who transform into scalies are hot.
8. Enrico Stivaletti (Ryotaro Okiayu) from Hellsing
He just wanted to vampirize his boyfriend so they could be together forever.
7. Saphir (Tsutomu Kashiwakura) from Sailor Moon R
You’d think I’d go for the evil prince who kidnapped the heroine, changed her clothes while she’s unconscious, then attempted to brainwash her into loving him. Sorry Demande, your brother’s prettier.
6. furniture salesman from “The Human Chair” (Venus in the Blind Spot)
Canon yandere fanboy.
5. Jolly Green Giant
The JGG does not eat and instead photosynthesizes, leaving all the fresh produce to me. This is what I choose to believe.
4. Slade (Ron Perlman) from Teen Titans
Should probably be on a watchlist for multiple unfortunate reasons, but that voice.
3. Mariano Guzmán (Maluma) from Encanto
It was a toss up between him and Jorge, but Mariano “wants five babies.”
2. Dabi from My Hero Academia
He, AFO, and Shiggy prove you can have socially unacceptable skin and worse morals, but fans will still want to smash.
1. Gabriel Reyes (Keith Ferguson) from Overwatch
I am not ashamed to admit listening to Reaper’s lines on YouTube made me [REDACTED]. Because I have a corruption kink.
Note: Previous part. I also haven’t played any Overwatch. Because I am not a gamer, but there are so many hot men in games.
