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Feeding is foreplay.

It's also in-between play.

And aftercare.

"What's this?" (squeezing your fat roll)

"It didn't use to stick out so far, did it?" (patting your belly)

"Did it always hang so low?" (lifting your belly apron and letting it drop)

I don't want you to dumb down. I want you stay as smart as you are, but your brain being so pre-occupied with stuffing yourself and getting horny from it that there's not much room for you to think of anything else.

That's a difference.

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Piggy, did you know that each time you get off to the thought of becoming immobile you are normalizing it a little more? You are subconsioucly moving the goal posts in your head. Even if it's just a fantasy, the effect on your mind is the same: You are getting more comfortable with the idea. Easing the way for your fat body to follow where your head is already at, manifesting your future massiveness.

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Fatty life hack: you don't have to carry around all that weight if you're not getting out of bed.

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There's such a thing as being too fat for certain activities.

There's such a thing as being too fat for certain positions.

There's such a thing as being too fat for almost everything.

But there's no such thing as being too fat.

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When she has a drinking problem, but it's weight gain shakes.

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The first 100 pounds you gained came as a shock.

The second 100 pounds you gained came as no surprise.