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Kathleen's guide to the BAMF lean

Step 1. Make sure that your butt is in as close to a 90 degree angle with your legs. The angle formed between your butt and back should be obtuse. 

Step 2. Glare like a motherfucker. 

Step 3. Make sure you have good bling on the neck and wrist areas. 

Step 4. Clutch eyewear between your fingers, or for a stronger effect, wear your glasses perched on the tip of your nose, so that your glare escapes over the top of them. 

Step 5. Conquer. 

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Actually crying can this be real

We need and deserve this tbh.

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aww glad you’re liking it! :)

Darling it's brilliant, I love it so. Making me laugh and think a lot!

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lordsofkobolhearmycreys replied to your post: How did Jack propose to Sharon?

SO SAD

god I sort of wish I didn't loathe the sight and thought of him, because I could probably write some pretty decent angst fic about my raydor marriage thoughts.

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How does Sharon act when she has a crush?

The casual observer can detect no difference between a Sharon who is well and a Sharon who is sick with crush. Over the course of her long separation she has developed a talent for -- and to varying degrees has been content with -- being close to the object of her desire without their having the first clue. She can control her outward displays of emotion and indulge in her little crush quietly, until it passes. This only changes when she has made the definite decision to do something about it, at which time she becomes an awkward flirt who is prone to giggles, sudden shifts in normal vocal register, and lack of awareness of personal space. The crushee may have little time to process this sudden change in behavior, because as soon as it manifests itself she will be ready to push them into the nearest empty interrogation room, and they should probably just shut up and go with it.

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What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to Sharon at work?

While Sharon's had her share of small embarrassments at work, most of them were fleeting.  There's only one instance that still makes her blush down to the roots of her hair: the time she accidentally flashed an elementary school tour group on her way into the building.

Sharon was running late thanks in part to one traffic accident and one child who'd forgotten a book report at home.  She found herself rushing toward the building, travel mug in one hand and a heavy stack of files clutched to her chest with the other.  It would figure that she was within 10 feet of the door, a gaggle of fourth graders clearly in her sight, when a gust of wind caught her skirt at just the right angle to flip it up toward her face.

In her haste to get her skirt back in place, she dropped her travel mug and her files to the ground.  The lid of the travel mug popped off, sending lukewarm coffee all over the files as well as down her legs and into her shoes.  When she finally managed to get her skirt back in place and crouched to retrieve her files, she looked up to find those fourth graders staring at her.  A few seemed to be shocked but the majority were laughing at her.  Their tour guide wasn't doing a much better job of stifling his own laughter.  One icy glare from her was all it took for the group to move on.

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How does Sharon act when she has a crush on someone?

I will first direct you to the second to last scene of The Deep End for a short answer.

As we can see, there’s lots of adorkableness. Mostly, she keeps it inside when she’s around him- preferring to remain flirty and like her usual sexy self- then spazzes like a fangirl when he leaves the room. But, if he also is adorkablely into her, she lets it out a little bit.

There’s probably also some subtle changes to her appearance: slightly tighter clothes, lower neckline, even more flawless than normal unicorn hair; the usual.