where: jade kitchen who: @lorelaixtseng & simone laurent
“Lorelai, I swear to God, if my new assistant doesn't get her shit together by the end of the week, I’m going to set myself on fire.” Simone swept into Jade Kitchen like she owned the place and made a beeline towards her friend, her oversized sunglasses still on, designer tote slung over one arm, like a tornado dressed in Gucci "First, she messed up my matcha latte and added two pumps of regular vanilla instead of sugar-free vanilla -- I could literally feel my blood sugar going through the roof. Then, she posted an Insta story of me with a filter that made me look like I had texture. And then, she scheduled my nail appointment for Tuesday instead of Thursday. Tuesday, Lorelai, when mars is supposed to be in retrograde. Can you believe her?" Simone shuddered, removing her sunglasses with an ultra-dramatic flair. "Please tell me you have Charles working the bar tonight. I need a dirty vodka martini, like, yesterday."














