sHIP MeMES~~~~
remember those memes i promised you long ago and never did? well i did now.
JEYA:
Who cooks: Neither of them, they eat frozen casseroles and fast food and sometimes their parents bring food by and sometimes Johnny can’t eat the food Reya’s parents cook cause it’s spicy and he’s even whiter than me
Laundry and other chores: They argued a LOT about this, eventually they just developed a system. They only do their own laundry and pick up their own messes and everything else they take turns over, but they STILL fight over whose turn it is.
How many children: Three! They had two and then kept trying for a third and it didn’t happen until the other ones were teenagers and they’d given up and then suddenly Reya was pregnant again.
Who’s More Dominant: Reya obvs~
Favorite nonsexual activity: Bickering no wait that can be foreplay sometimes. Sparring no wait that too. Wait BOARD GAMES and card games and that kind of stuff, Reya gets super competitive.
Favorite place to be: Off-campus bc on-campus there always is the fear that someone will catch them in each other’s dorms since it’s against the rules.
Any traditions: Johnny buying Reya sour straws
Song: Just the Girl by Clique Five.
Holidays: Idk just normal stuff I guess except Reya insists on decorating the tree with (fake) spider-webs.
First meeting: School orientation. Or possibly detention actually since annoying Logan is their shared hobby.
Pets: They have a golden retriever but she’s not the brightest tool in the shed u feel. also they have a kitty and they like to use the web stuff to play with it.
What do they fight over: what DON’T they fight over
Do they go on vacations: Yes, sometimes together and at least once a year Reya goes on a vacation by herself, no Johnny or Eirys or anyone, she just goes off somewhere for about a week.
LORISTAN:
Who cooks: Tristan usually
Who does the laundry and other chores: Lorna usually but sometimes she forgets and Tristan is too nice to remind her so he does it and then Lorna feels really bad so she tries to cook for him and it doesn’t end well so instead they order pizza and she lets him choose what to watch on netflix (cause usually she chooses)
How many children: They had three right? Or four?
Who’s more dominant: Lorna obvs
Favorite nonsexual activity: Lorna likes watching him play the piano and Tristan likes watching her dance. And also the netflix.
Favorite place to be: Alone because it never happens
Any traditions: i feel like they have one but i can’t remember sghd
Song: Collide by Howie Day (also Fix You but that’s a pretty universal otp song)
Holidays: They always spend it with Cole and Ethan and Drina and everyone
Honeymoon: Idk tbh I don’t think they had one, there was too much going on
First meeting: Jax’s classroom
Pets: Yeah they have a bat house in their backyard and didn’t they also have a dog? I feel like they had a dog.
What do they fight over: They don’t really fight tbh
Do they go on vacations: Maybe???
SKANDAPHNE:
Who cooks: Skandar
Who does the laundry and other chores: Both!
How many children: Four I think?
Who’s more dominant: Daphne of course~
Favorite nonsexual activity: Daphne likes sparring when she can convince Skandar to do it. Also strange science experiments.
Favorite place to be: Idk i’m not sure agsdhja
Any traditions: Idk if this is a tradition but they have that couch that people are allowed to write on and Lorna is constantly writing curse words on it
Song: Perfect Two by Auburn
Holidays: They visit Daphne’s dad around the Holidays but the spend the actual Holiday-Day with Skandar’s family and it’s always really big and fun
Honeymoon: Somewhere tropical I think and they saw a lot of cool fish.
First Meeting: The sparring room at school.
Pets: They should get a dog and also fish, Skandar wants fish and also a snake. They should get these things.
What do they fight over?: Idk I think any fights they had would be pretty one-sided, Skandar’s a pretty level-headed person. But I don’t think they fight that often anyway.
Do they go on vacations: HELLA
JULIAN:
Who cooks: Both of them!!
Who does the laundry and other chores: They both are supposed to but mostly Ian does because Juliet forgets, not like “oops i forgot” but legitimately forgets and feels bad about it. But Ian’s used to doing it anyway so.
How many children: Idk but I’m feeling three.
Who’s more dominant: Ian but he’s not super dominant, he’s more dominant in the way that, you know when two people dance and one of them leads? He’s that kind of dominant like gently dominant.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Paint wars
Favorite place to be: They have this park that they hang out at and it’s like their place. (This is also Milogan’s place and none of them know that both couples have the same place bc they’re never there at the same time.)
Any Traditions: Paint wars again
Song: Uptown Girl lmao
Holidays: They spend them with Juliet’s family and by extension Keely’s family and Malcom’s family and it’s kinda awkward especially bc eventually Teagan starts coming and she brings Milo and it’s just strange but eventually it starts feeling normal. But eventually Ian’s family is repaired to the point that he wants to spend time with them too.
Honeymoon: Italy
First meeting: Oh gosh i don’t remember
Pets: Whatever and however many pets Juliet wants while Ian grumbles about it but he cant deny her anything
What do they fight over?: Mostly their families, but it’s really really rare that that happens. They’re very careful to kind of understand where the other is coming from.
Do they go on vacations: If and when they have the money
HOTCHELLE:
Who cooks: Elle, Hotch can’t cook, his dad wouldn’t let him bc he said it was “women’s work.”
Who does the laundry and other chores: Hotch does to make up for the cooking thing
How many children: Hotch already as Jack and then Hotchelle has at least one of their own eventually I think
Who’s more dominant: They’re pretty equal but if I had to choose it’d probably be Elle
Favorite nonsexual activity: Board games and card games, they sit on the floor and play and its really cute okay
Favorite place to be: together
Any traditions: If there’s ever a game or something or anything that divides them into teams, Hotchelle are always on a team together because they make a good team, they always have.
Song: The Riddle by Five for Fighting
Holidays: Spent with the team and their respective families. Hotch sometimes has Jack and sometimes doesn’t and he’s always a little sad when he doesn’t.
Honeymoon: A lake was involved
First meeting: On a hunt probably
Pets: Hotch has this. Thing about pets. He loves dogs but he’s really scared to have one for some reason?? i’ll investigate and get back to you.
What do they fight over?: Just petty things mostly.
Do they go on vacations: Yeah, very often it’s nothing fancy, just a motel in a couple towns away so they can have some time to themselves.