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[murdochbyrnes]

Session 501011b/501012a [F] > Lands > Land of Sun and Clay

The Priest of Earth (501012a-03: B******, K***) was quite a popular youth back on Earth. He was a star soccer player, and was repeatedly on the AB Honor Roll. He was charismatic and friendly, and was an overall 'perfect' person. Of course, this wasn't all true once he was alone. He can be kind of dorky when he's alone, and has a secret love of astronomy. He is actually a lot more nerdy and awkward than his school persona shows, and he's very polite and gentleman-y, although a slob. He initially joined a site sharing art via an internet friend he met on another site (501012a-04), and there he met the other two.

Of course, like the others, he was roped into a friend's game. He agreed to play Sburb and played a hand in the genocide of his own species. He was spared, given the title of Priest of Earth, and landed in the Land of Sun and Clay.

GEOGRAPHY

LOSAC is an extremely hot planet. The sparsely vegetated ground (save for some cacti) is cracked from heat, and the mountains are burning, even at their peaks. The sky itself is tainted red from the large, burning sun, and it never is truly night: night on the planet is basically just dim sunlight before morning comes again. There also seems to be a large absence of water as the air is dry and most of the water is stored deep underground.

One interesting feature of the land is the hot, wet clay that oozes from the mountaintops like volcanoes. Brownish in appearance and hot to the touch, once it cools down it's very similar to modeling clay used to make pottery.

CONSORTS

The consorts of LOSAC are sky blue caecilians, which are very, very scary, at least to the Priest. They look like worms, and it doesn't help that the consorts are very touchy-feely. Their entire culture and ways of greeting are based around touch, and it will definitely horrify the Priest, making it hard to cooperate with them.

Despite their scary looks and bizarre greeting practices, they are extremely friendly and cooperative. They make clay nest-like structures their home, made from the molten clay literally everywhere. Other than what's been mentioned, the consorts of LOSAC are rather normal and run-of-the-mill.

UNDERLINGS

Since most underlings on a planet are primarily affected by the prototyping of the player, the Priest would have to face underlings bearing resemblance to soccer players. The underlings wear sky blue soccer uniforms, bearing the number 10 and the Priest's surname. The underlings, as a result, will be excellent kickers. They'll also act like the Priest himself, making them harder to beat. With the apparent blandness of the prototyping, they'll probably have Mickey Mouse ears (a result of 501012a-02's prototyping), bear characteristics, ribbon around their necks and/or crazy white hair (a result of 501012a-04's prototyping). The grist found by defeating them are sunstone, tar, shale, blood, caulk, copper, iodine, obsidian and redstone.

OTHER FAUNA

Owls appear to be the associated animals of LOSAC, inhabiting the cacti. They're rather solitary creatures and only interact with the player when he reaches god tier.

DENIZEN

The Priest is an Earth player, so the associated denizen of his aspect would be his. The associated denizen for Earth just so happens to be Opis. Opis is a female humanoid, clad in simple garb made from what appears to be leaves, which is odd considering the climate. Opis is not only responsible for the underlings, she's also responsible for the lack of  water on the surface.

QUEST

The Priest's Quest is to bring back the water from the center of the Earth. This can be achieved by defeating Opis, which can be done once he's reached the god tiers. The Priest should keep fighting and prioritize the echeladder.

FINAL PLAYER/LAND ASSESSMENT

The Priest will do fine in this land, as long as he's okay with some grinding. He seems like a reliable young man, and it looks like he'll go for the goal.

[bermuda-n-drangle]

I think I've decided on Land of Shapes and Cyclone

Since i'm a breath player, I had to sneak that in with the geometry and shipwrecking motifs, i guess.

[vervassel]

hwell it seems ive prototyped a water bottle, and have landed in the land of snakes and chains

[tricksterbxtch]

I just realized how my Land could be potentially problematic for me to traverse.

It's the Land of Storms and Chaos, and it's essentially in a constant state of natural disaster or storming. Mostly rain and hurricanes and water/wind related things. Lots of lightning, the occasional tornado and sometimes earthquakes. Surprisingly, there is a sizable ocean and quite a few lakes and rivers and waterfalls.

But yes, it could be problematic because almost every storm involves lightning, which I cringe at even if I'm inside, and if I'm outside I start to fucking panic, because I'm actually really conductive.

It's not so much that I'm afraid of lightning, because I will literally stand at my window and watch the lightning, because I think it's incredibly beautiful. I'm just extremely wary of it's potential to light my ass up.

So I'm wondering how I would be brave enough to go through all those storms were I ever to have to.

[regina-martell]

Homestuck Test Results

God Tier: Mage of Heart

LOSAC: Land of Shade and Candles

Derse dreamer

Quest: Protecting my denizens from the poisonous shade that will fall from the sky

[sgrub42]

Ziquno enters the Medium and the LOSAC with Gio's help.

[01:42:45] -- acridAggressor [AA] began trolling abducentGilderoy [AG] at 01:42 --

[01:43:06] AA: You have your dizkz, right? Becauze ve all need to get in ziz game

[01:43:14] AA: Prefferably before ze vorld endz

[01:43:34] AG: Oh, I have one

[01:43:49] AA: You vill be my zerver player, yez?

[01:44:10] AA: I've already got everyfin dovnloaded, zicne I am Belarz zerver player

[01:44:10] AG: Oh, yes I belIeve so

[01:44:32] AG: Oh, oh good

[01:45:28] AG: Oh, I am stIll In need of a clIent dIsk

[01:46:35] AA: I am zure it vill zhov up vhen you need it to enter ze game

[01:46:45] AG: Oh, yes

[01:46:55] AG: Oh, destIny seems to work that way

[01:47:30] AA: Fuck deztiny, are ve going to get ztarted?

[01:47:57] AG: Oh, rIght now?

[01:48:37] AA: No, after ze volrd endz

[01:48:51] AG: Oh, Is that sarcasm?

[01:49:28] AA: No, I am being completly zincere. I honeztly zink ve zhould vait for ze meteorz zat are falling to cruzh my hive before ve begin

[01:50:29] AG: Oh, okay... your deadpan loyalty to that joke Is admIrable

[01:50:50] AA: Yez, yez, I am ze veritable queen of deadpan

[01:50:59] AA: can ve get FUCKING ztarted?

[01:51:31] AG: Oh, I suppose

[01:51:38] AG: Oh, ask nIcely

[01:52:05] AA: Vould you, could you

[01:52:32] AA: GET FUCKING MOVING ALREADY?!

[01:54:02] AG: Oh, why are you MEtaphorIcally yellIng at ME?

[01:54:36] AA: I am a bit upzet

[01:54:49] AA: By ze deaz of my comfirmed Morail

[01:55:34] AG: Oh, I see

[01:55:37] AG: Oh, how sad

[01:55:56] AA: Yez, nov can you get me into ziz ztupid game?

[01:56:26] AG: Oh, fIne

[01:56:37] AG: Oh, no need to be persnIckety

[01:56:43] AA: ...

[01:56:48] AA: Right of courze

[01:57:11] AA: apparently you zhould be able to zee my enviornment and zuch once you've got ze zerver part of ze game dovnloaded

[01:57:21] AA: I did gleam a fev zingz from Aztrum before he off and died

[01:57:44] AG: Oh, oh

[01:57:47] AG: Oh, alrIght

[01:57:55] AG: Oh, let ME download thIs thIng

[01:58:59] AG: Oh, It Is colorful

[01:59:20] AA: Right, of courze

[01:59:42] AG: Oh, alrIght

[01:59:46] AG: Oh, now what?

[01:59:59] AG: Oh, ahh

[02:00:10] AA: Ahh, vhat?

[02:00:37] AG: Oh, Its watery

[02:00:48] AA: Of courze it iz

[02:01:01] AA: I liv at ze bottom of ze ocean, be glad I cleared up ze zquid corpzez

[02:01:05] AG: Oh, Ive never seen so much

[02:01:18] AG: Oh, and how curteaous of you

[02:01:45] AA: Yez, yez

[02:01:55] AG: Oh, hmmmm

[02:01:59] AA: Zere zhould be zingz you can build, I don't knov vhat

[02:02:07] AG: Oh, so what exactly do I do?

[02:02:07] AA: But I zink zere are zingz to build

[02:02:17] AG: Oh, okay lets see

[02:03:10] AG: Oh, theres a few thIngs we can use

[02:03:17] AG: Oh, that do not cost currency

[02:03:50] AA: Yez, right

[02:03:54] AA: Vhat do zey do?

[02:05:24] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] opens Phernalia Registry and peruses the available items --

[02:05:28] AG: Oh, who knows

[02:05:35] AG: Oh, theyre weIrd lookIng

[02:05:52] AG: Oh, I wonder If I can clIck you

[02:06:06] AA: Vhat?

[02:06:10] AA: Don't evn try it

[02:06:18] AG: Oh, why not?

[02:06:18] AA: It probably von't do anyfin

[02:06:32] AG: Oh, then why not try?

[02:06:41] AG: Oh, fIne whatever nevermInd

[02:07:14] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] takes the Totem Lathe out of the registry --

[02:07:16] AA: Ugh, juzt, do vhatever you have to to get me into ze ztupid part of ze game vhere zere are zingz to kill

[02:07:20] AG: Oh, okay I have a thIng

[02:07:26] AG: Oh, where do you want It?

[02:08:21] AA: Vhere ever zere iz room I guezz, juzt try not to cruzh anyfin

[02:09:03] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] places Totem Lathe riiiiight next to Ziq --

[02:09:06] AG: Oh, thatll do

[02:09:10] AG: Oh, hmmm

[02:09:31] AA: ...

[02:09:38] AA: Fine, vhatever

[02:09:45] AA: Vhat ze FUCK iz ziz zing?

[02:10:03] AG: Oh, Its a TOTEM LATHE ZIquno!

[02:10:13] AG: Oh, gosh why dont you KNOW thIs?

[02:10:32] AA: ...

[02:10:51] AA: *glare*

[02:10:56] AA: Anyfin elze?

[02:11:05] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] removes the Alchemiter from the registry --

[02:11:08] AG: Oh, yes

[02:11:19] AG: Oh, and that glare Is more Intense than I ImagIned

[02:11:29] AG: Oh, where do you want THIS one?

[02:11:48] AA: It doezn't matter, my hive iz razer large

[02:11:53] AA: I'm zure zere'z room zoevhere

[02:12:10] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] places Alchemiter on the other side of Ziq, right up close --

[02:12:13] AG: Oh, there you go

[02:13:11] AG: Oh, and heres another

[02:13:26] AA: Are you trying to be annoying?

[02:13:33] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] removes Cruxtruder and places it behind Ziq --

[02:13:36] AG: Oh, look

[02:13:40] AG: Oh, Its almost a box

[02:13:44] AG: Oh, I need one more machIne

[02:13:52] AA: Pleaze tell me zere izn't one more maching

[02:13:56] AG: Oh, ummm

[02:13:59] AG: Oh, darn

[02:14:05] AG: Oh, looks lIke no more are free

[02:14:17] AG: Oh, I MEan you could always MOVE

[02:14:33] AA: Ze machinez?

[02:14:57] AG: Oh, you YOUR BODY

[02:15:02] AG: Oh, and get OUT OF THE WAY

[02:15:07] AG: Oh, anyway

[02:15:12] AA: Oh fine, nov vho'z yelling?

[02:15:16] AG: Oh, do soMEthIng wIth them

[02:15:21] AG: Oh, I am not yellIng

[02:15:25] AG: Oh, Im makIng a poInt

[02:15:48] AA: Ugh, Aztrum zaid h needed to open one of zem to get zomefin

[02:15:57] AG: Oh, open

[02:15:58] AG: Oh, ?

[02:16:01] AG: Oh, how?

[02:16:02] AA: Yez

[02:16:16] AA: He uzed a trap... I zink I vill juzt pry ze lid off

[02:16:26] AA: I am razer ztrong from all zat zviming

[02:16:33] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] randomly clicks around Ziquno's hive picking up and dropping things haphazardly --

[02:16:40] AG: Oh, okay you do your strong thIng

[02:16:55] -- acridAggressor [AA] moves our of the box of machines and locates the crustruder --

[02:17:00] AA: Ztop mezzing viz my zingz!

[02:17:07] AG: Oh, fIne

[02:17:11] AG: Oh, dooooo soMEthIng

[02:17:53] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] repeatedly clicks Ziquno in his boredom --

[02:18:05] -- acridAggressor [AA] kicks the top of the cruxtruder, managing to make it slide open --

[02:18:05] AG: Oh, aww, It doesnt work

[02:18:18] AA: Oh

[02:18:22] AG: Oh, ah

[02:18:22] AA: Zat iz bright

[02:18:31] AG: Oh, Its hIdeous

[02:18:56] -- acridAggressor [AA] looks at her new KERNELSPRITE and CRUXITE DOWEL --

[02:19:06] AG: Oh, what do you even do wIth soMEthIng lIke that?

[02:19:27] AA: I zink I mix it viz zomefin... Aztrum zaid Belarz managed to bring back hiz Lucuz...

[02:19:32] AA: Ze lantern!

[02:19:40] AG: Oh, ah

[02:19:49] AG: Oh, the body part you keep stowed away

[02:19:53] AG: Oh, of course

[02:20:17] -- acridAggressor [AA] drops the lantern from her sylladex onto the KERNELSPRITE --

[02:20:55] -- acridAggressor [AA] thiu Angelermomsprite is prototyped --

[02:21:08] AG: Oh, yIck

[02:21:10] AA: Ziz iz great!

[02:21:13] AG: Oh, what a creepy thIng

[02:21:15] AA: Vhat?

[02:21:20] AA: Zhe'z not creepy!

[02:21:26] AG: Oh, Its glowIng

[02:21:40] AA: Vell, yez

[02:21:43] AG: Oh, and floatIng

[02:21:46] AA: But zhe alvayz did a little of zat

[02:21:55] AA: and ve're in ze ocean, everyfin floatz!

[02:22:13] AG: Oh, and why does It need arms?

[02:22:28] AA: Zhe'z alvayz had armz!

[02:22:39] AA: Zhe knitted my zcarf you knov!

[02:22:47] AG: Oh, why would a fIsh need arms?

[02:23:07] AA: To knit, obviouzly

[02:23:08] AG: Oh, well the scarf does look comfortable

[02:23:17] AA: Zhe made Aztrumz for him az vell

[02:23:29] AG: Oh, OBVIOUSLY becuse any fIsh wIth a lIck of sense knIts

[02:23:41] AG: Oh, I totally understand

[02:23:52] AA: Yez

[02:23:55] AA: Obviouzly

[02:24:19] AG: Oh, dont you have thIngs to do before you dIe or soMEthIng?

[02:24:28] AG: Oh, go do that

[02:24:42] AA: Zey are part of ze game

[02:24:51] AA: and apparently you are necezzary for zat

[02:24:59] AG: Oh, what do I do?

[02:25:43] AA: I don't knov, iz zere anyfin elze you can make appear?

[02:26:17] AG: Oh, hmmm

[02:26:43] AG: Oh, theres thIs thIng that looks lIke a fucked up captchlogue card

[02:27:00] AA: Hm, can you make it appear?

[02:27:12] AG: Oh, I dont see why not

[02:27:19] AG: Oh, Its got a fIshy on It

[02:27:44] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] deploys PRE-PUNCHED CARD and drops in on Ziquno's head --

[02:27:48] AA: Ugh

[02:27:51] AG: Oh, all yours

[02:28:28] AA: Zank you *eye roll*

[02:29:21] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] clicks a knitting needle and poke Ziq in the side with it --

[02:29:32] AG: Oh, why so rude?

[02:29:54] AA: Becauze my morail juzt died?

[02:30:06] AA: And for zome reazon zat might make me upzet?

[02:30:42] AG: Oh, now Is broodIng tIME

[02:30:48] AG: Oh, now Is survIval tIME

[02:30:52] AG: Oh, cry about It later

[02:31:02] AG: Oh, *Isnt broodIng tIME I MEant

[02:32:14] AA: Yez, yez

[05:59:16] AA: Alright, zo I inzert ziz card in ze little card zlot zing and put z CRUXITE DOVEL into ze TOTEM LATHE

[05:59:38] AG: Oh, alrIght alrIght

[06:00:09] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] follows Ziquno's instructions while bumping her with everything he picks up as many times as possible --

[06:00:46] AA: Muzt you do zat?

[06:00:57] AG: Oh, do what?

[06:01:10] AG: Oh, okay theyre In

[06:02:17] AG: Oh, now what?

[06:02:24] -- acridAggressor [AA] backs up quickly as the machine activates and carves her CRIXITE DOWEL into a wavy purple dowel --

[06:02:41] AA: Vell nov I have a dovel zat iz all vavy

[06:02:44] AA: Fataztic

[06:03:41] AG: Oh, hey you TOLD ME to do It

[06:03:45] AG: Oh, so what now?

[06:04:02] AA: Errr

[06:04:07] AA: Zat iz a good queztiong

[06:04:32] AA: It lookz like zere iz a place for ze dovl on zat ozer machine zere, you knov, one of ze onez you nearly dropped on my foot

[06:04:55] AG: Oh, why was your foot on the machIne In the fIrst place?

[06:04:59] AG: Oh, *under

[06:05:35] AA: It vazn't, you nearly dropped it on me

[06:05:38] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] moves the CRUXITE DOWL into the ALCHEMITER --

[06:05:53] AG: Oh, why were you where the machIne goes?

[06:06:00] AA: I vazn't!

[06:06:17] AA: Zere are loadz of roomz in my hive and you decided to place everyfin in ziz one!

[06:06:31] AG: Oh, I was tryIng to make It convenIent for you

[06:06:54] AA: Vell, zank you, I guezz

[06:07:29] -- acridAggressor [AA] watches as the ALCHEMITER scans the CRUXITE DOWEL into a shape she knows very well --

[06:07:31] AA: Oh

[06:07:59] AG: Oh, what Is It?

[06:08:09] AA: It'z an Anch

[06:08:33] AG: Oh, a what?

[06:08:40] AA: Zorry, Ankh

[06:08:52] AG: Oh, ... a what?

[06:09:07] AA: It'z uhh, vell, vhat I'm named for, ze lazt part of my name at leazt

[06:09:26] AG: Oh, what Is an ankh?

[06:09:57] AA: It'z, vell, ziz zing

[06:10:04] -- acridAggressor [AA] holds up the Ankh --

[06:10:28] AG: Oh, well what does It do?

[06:11:02] AA: I'm, not actually zure

[06:11:24] AG: Oh, so what are you supposed to do wIth It?

[06:11:49] AA: Maybe I'm zuppozed to uze it az a veapon? Not zure if it vould be very effective...

[06:12:20] AG: Oh, a weapon agaInst what?

[06:12:41] AA: I don't knov

[06:12:57] AA: Ziz game didn't exactly come viz an inztruction manual

[06:13:03] AA: Vhat do you zink I zhould do viz it?

[06:13:28] AG: Oh, how should I know?

[06:13:33] AG: Oh, break It maybe?

[06:13:56] AA: Break it?

[06:14:00] AA: Are you zure?

[06:14:06] AG: Oh, I dont know

[06:14:08] AG: Oh, maybe?

[06:14:46] AA: Vell, vhy not, it'z not like vhatever iz going on can get any vorze, right?

[06:15:01] AG: Oh, I suppose so

[06:16:31] -- acridAggressor [AA] looks at the Ankh --

[06:17:17] -- acridAggressor [AA] holds it in both her hands --

[06:17:35] -- acridAggressor [AA] closed her eyes and just snaps the thing in half to get it over with --

[06:17:58] AA: ...

[06:18:09] AA: Zat iz... ztrange

[06:18:26] AG: Oh, Is It??

[06:19:21] AA: Iz anyfin different zat you can tell?

[06:19:39] AG: Oh, Im not sure

[06:19:47] AG: Oh, I... ooooh waIt

[06:20:15] AG: Oh, you should check outsIde your hIve

[06:20:26] AA: Vhat? Vhy?

[06:21:05] AG: Oh, It looks lIke youre In an aquarIum

[06:21:16] AA: a vhat?

[06:21:37] AG: Oh, a box for sea pets

[06:21:52] AA: VHAT?!?!!

[06:22:05] AG: Oh, just look

[06:24:26] AA: I'm not zure I vant to nov

[06:24:42] AG: Oh, LOOK I say

[06:25:23] AA: Oh fine!

[06:25:51] -- acridAggressor [AA] moves out of what is now the 'Machine room' and towards the main door of her hive --

[06:26:51] AA: Gio, zat is what ze bottom of the ocean alwayz lookz like.

[06:30:45] AG: Oh, so... what now?

[06:30:53] AA: I don't knov...

[06:30:59] AG: Oh, ahh I see a glowy thIng

[06:31:10] AA: Glovy?

[06:31:12] AA: Vhere?

[06:31:30] AG: Oh, waaaay up In the sky

[06:31:45] AA: I can't zea zrough ze zteam

[06:32:20] AA: I'm azzuming I have to get to ze glovy zing zomehov?

[06:33:10] AG: Oh, soMEhow?

[06:33:38] AA: Iz zer anyfin you can do?

[06:34:16] AG: Oh, hmm let ME see

[06:34:24] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] scrolls the the gaming menu --

[06:34:31] AG: Oh, I guess I could buIld

[06:34:45] AA: Zat could vork!

[06:35:22] AA: Viz vhat zough?

[06:35:50] AG: Oh, there are staIrs and platforms In the gaME MEnu

[06:37:46] AA: Hm, hov are you going to build up ze zat zough?

[06:37:53] AA: Go from my hive?

[06:38:05] AA: Becauze zat meanz you'll have to build zrough vater and air

[06:38:15] AA: Unlezz you can make zome zort of platform on ze vater

[06:38:20] AA: to build from, I mean

[06:38:24] AG: Oh, I guess that wIll just have to be done unless you have a better Idea

[06:38:36] AA: I really don't

[06:38:56] AA: Vill zat cozt a lot of, vhat vere zey called, grizt?

[06:39:15] AG: Oh, yes

[06:39:23] AG: Oh, and It wIll cost a bIt

[06:39:29] AG: Oh, I wonder how you get more

[06:39:44] AA: I don't knov...

[06:39:52] AA: Hm?

[06:40:23] -- acridAggressor [AA] turns her head quickly and stares off into the ocean lit up my AnglermomSprite --

[06:40:34] AA: Zomefin vaz zere

[06:40:37] AA: I felt it

[06:41:01] AG: Oh, what dId you feel?

[06:42:01] AA: Zomefin

[06:42:04] AA: Not zure

[06:42:08] AA: Ze vater moved

[06:43:30] AA: I'm going to check it out

[06:43:46] -- acridAggressor [AA] equips the PUFFERMACE --

[06:44:06] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] snickers at the cutesy weapon --

[06:44:57] AA: Hm?

[06:44:59] AA: Agaiin

[06:45:08] AA: More zan one nov

[06:45:30] AG: Oh, do you thInk It Is an eneMY?

[06:46:36] AA: To zmall to be a zquid

[06:46:41] AA: But yez

[06:46:47] AG: Oh, what Is It then?

[06:46:53] AA: Zomefin about ziz zeey fizhy

[06:47:05] AG: Oh, hmmm

[06:47:34] AG: Oh, I wonder

[06:49:03] -- acridAggressor [AA] bludgeons something she can't see with the puffermace --

[06:49:11] AA: Ha! Made contact!

[06:49:26] AA: Let'z zea zat little fucker try to zneak up on me again

[06:49:34] AG: Oh, what the fuck Is that?

[06:50:16] AA: AnglermomZprite zvimz clozer and illuminatez a group of impz, viz one pile of GRIZT on ze zeafloor

[06:50:50] AG: Oh, those thIngs are hIdeous

[06:51:27] AA: Zey look a bit like fizh, but black, and viz a lot more teez

[06:51:36] AA: alzo, legz?

[06:51:48] AG: Oh, theyre ugly

[06:51:52] AG: Oh, end of story

[06:52:36] AA: Vell, zey're about to be dead, zeze zingz explode into ztuff

[06:53:35] AG: Oh, what Is It?

[06:54:03] -- acridAggressor [AA] picks up the objects --

[06:54:09] -- acridAggressor [AA] had gained GRIST --

[06:54:19] AG: Oh, oh

[06:54:24] AG: Oh, Its lIke currency

[06:54:26] AA: Interezting... time to kill zingz

[06:54:35] -- acridAggressor [AA] starts attacking the Imps with a level of ferocity that borders on psychotic, moving from Imp to Imp without any hesitation and fast enough that most of the imps are dead by the time they seem to realize they should be running away from the seadweller --

[06:55:30] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] watches Ziquno work for a while with mild interest before looking throught the building options on his menu --

[06:57:20] -- acridAggressor [AA] starts going after the imps who seemed to be smart enough to try to get away, while the grist from her kills is added to the game menu --

[07:02:50] AA: I zink zat'z all of zem for nov

[07:03:07] AA: I don't feel any more dizturbancez in ze vater

[07:03:15] AG: Oh, so should I start here?

[07:03:20] AA: I guezz

[07:03:27] AG: Oh, alrIght!

[07:03:41] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] plops a stone column riiight next to Ziq --

[07:03:49] AA: Ahh!

[07:03:55] AA: Vhy are you doing zat?

[07:04:02] AG: Oh, doIng what?

[07:04:32] AA: Alvayz dropping zingz right bezide me

[07:04:48] AG: Oh, convenIence?

[07:04:53] AG: Oh, Im helpIng

[07:05:08] AA: Okay

[07:05:31] AA: Zo, hov many of zeze do you zink ve'll need to reach ze gloving zing?

[07:05:49] AG: Oh, I dont know

[07:05:53] AG: Oh, a lot

[07:06:27] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] plops three more columns down around Ziqs hive so that they make a square --

[07:06:37] AG: Oh, youre goIng to need more grIst

[07:07:12] AA: But I don't zink zere are anymore zingz to kill, vhere am I zuppozed to get it?

[07:07:27] AG: Oh, I dont know

[07:07:30] AG: Oh, you fIgure It out

[07:08:24] AA: Ugh, fine

[07:08:27] -- acridAggressor [AA] stops --

[07:08:33] AA: Vhat vaz zat?

[07:08:38] AG: Oh, what?

[07:08:48] -- acridAggressor [AA] stops again --

[07:08:50] AA: Zat!

[07:08:57] AA: It'z, can you zee anyfin?

[07:09:06] AA: I can't, but it feelz big

[07:09:19] AG: Oh, whaaaaa-- oh well prepare your pufferstIck

[07:09:28] AA: Puffermace

[07:09:33] AA: It'z a mace

[07:09:52] AG: Oh, looks lIke a stIck to ME

[07:10:00] AA: Vell it izn't

[07:10:14] AA: Nov vhat zhould I be on ze lookout for?

[07:10:42] AG: Oh, a rather large Imp... thIng

[07:10:57] AA: Hov large/

[07:11:03] AA: Lik giant zquid large?

[07:12:00] AG: Oh, how bIg Is a gInt squId?

[07:12:56] AG: Oh, *gIant

[07:13:00] AA: About ze zize of my hive

[07:13:11] AG: Oh, oh well maybe not THAT bIg

[07:13:18] AG: Oh, but Im not entIrely sure

[07:13:25] AG: Oh, seeIng In water Is weIrd

[07:13:33] AA: Vell zen, zhould be no problem, I've killed plenty of zquid

[07:14:10] -- acridAggressor [AA] was probably about to say something else but is busy being propelled through the water due to the fact that she was just hit with a rather large rock --

[07:15:50] AG: Oh, oh shIt

[07:15:53] AG: Oh, are you okay

[07:15:54] AG: Oh, ?

[07:15:55] AG: Oh, ????

[07:16:33] AA: I, zhit

[07:16:37] AA: Zat hurt

[07:17:25] -- acridAggressor [AA] dodges another rock --

[07:17:39] AA: Not going to catch me off guard again

[07:18:34] AG: Oh, what the fuck Is that?

[07:20:08] AA: It lookz a bit like zoze impz, but larger

[07:20:10] AA: and angrier

[07:20:30] AA: do you zink it iz mad zat I killed it'z fellovz?

[07:21:18] AG: Oh, I wouldnt doubt It

[07:21:21] AG: Oh, kIll It!

[07:21:39] AA: I intend to

[07:21:41] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] adds a platform and balances it on top of the columns he had placed --

[07:21:46] AG: Oh, do It faster then

[07:22:05] -- acridAggressor [AA] swims towards the ogre, avoiding mor rocks as she does so --

[07:22:35] -- acridAggressor [AA] abandons all sens eof 'fighting fair' and starts attacking the face and throat, assumed weak points --

[07:23:25] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] attempts to add four more columns to his work but is stopped after three, having run out of grist --

[07:23:33] AG: Oh, quIIIIckly ZIquno

[07:24:13] AA: I am killing ze giant onzter az fazt az I can!

[07:24:36] -- acridAggressor [AA] rage hits the head hard enough to brak whatever skull there mgiht be and the ogre explodes into GRIST --

[07:25:19] AG: Oh, oh nIce

[07:26:00] AA: Zere, irritating zing

[07:26:58] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] continues building with the newly gaine grist --

[07:31:08] AA: Vell, hov far are ve?

[07:31:54] AG: Oh, umm... not very far

[07:32:14] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] builds two more simple levels of columns and platforms --

[07:32:24] AG: Oh, thIs platform Is just now reachIng the aIr

[07:32:28] AG: Oh, youll need more grIst

[07:32:53] AA: Ugh, zo I need to kill more of zeze ztupid zingz?

[07:33:06] AG: Oh, you dont want to?

[07:34:45] AA: It'z annoying

[07:34:57] AA: Vhy do I have to kill more of zem, I've already provn I can

[07:35:00] AA: Vizout trouble

[07:35:09] AG: Oh, well then you can stay here and dIe wIth alternIa

[07:35:12] AG: Oh, have fun wIth that

[07:35:15] AA: Doez anyone have a problem killling zeze zingz?

[07:35:17] AA: Of fine

[07:35:20] AA: Be like zat

[07:35:27] AG: Oh, what do you want ME to do?

[07:35:30] AG: Oh, kIll them for you?

[07:35:37] AG: Oh, wIth MY magIcal clIcker of doom?

[07:35:38] AA: I'll go find zome more impz to take my rage out on

[07:35:51] -- acridAggressor [AA] snorts in surprised laughter --

[07:36:03] AG: Oh, whats so funny?

[07:36:15] AA: Heh, clicker of doom?

[07:36:42] AA: It'z funny, iz all

[07:37:15] AG: Oh, oh really?

[07:37:22] AG: Oh, Im surprIsed you even can laugh

[07:37:27] AG: Oh, beIng as ragey as you are

[07:37:43] AA: Aztrum and I uzed to make each ozer laugh all ze time

[07:37:51] AA: Uzually ztupid jokez

[07:37:58] AG: Oh, Im surprIsed

[07:38:54] AA: Zome of zem zeem zo ridiculouz nov...

[07:39:15] AG: Oh, ah dont start wIth the woe Is ME

[07:39:23] AG: Oh, go kIll soME Imps and make yourself useful

[07:39:33] AA: Oh fine

[07:39:39] AA: I'll go murder zingz

[07:39:56] -- acridAggressor [AA] goes off to find more things to kill, with surprising sucess --

[07:40:26] AG: Oh, good

[07:40:29] AG: Oh, kIll a lot

[07:41:41] AA: I am

[07:41:56] AA: You zink all zeze impz jut commited zuicide at ze zought of dealing viz me?

[07:42:12] AG: Oh, Im not an Imp so I wouldnt know

[07:42:39] AA: Ugh, anozer large one, zurrounded by zmaller onez

[07:42:45] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] adds stairs connecting each of the built platforn levels --

[07:42:50] AG: Oh, go for It

[07:42:53] AA: Hov ztupid, zey zink i can't kill zem in a group

[07:43:00] -- acridAggressor [AA] gets her murder on --

[07:43:24] AG: Oh, or maybe they are beIng convenIent for you

[07:44:27] AA: Zat'z very zoughtful of zem

[07:45:49] AG: Oh, yes quIte

[07:45:57] AG: Oh, dont judge them on fIrst glance

[07:46:14] AA: For hideouz monzter zingz zey are rally quite agreeable

[07:46:16] AA: alzo dead

[07:46:22] AA: very dead

[07:47:19] AG: Oh, most thIs get more pleasant to deal wIth In death

[07:47:34] AG: Oh, *thIngs

[07:48:19] AA: I have found zat to be true, yez

[07:48:40] AG: Oh, Indeed

[07:48:43] -- acridAggressor [AA] keeps on killing, like the fucking energizer hop-beast of murder --

[07:49:20] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] builds another column/platform layer, then places railing around the circumference --

[07:50:49] AA: ... I zink zat might be all of zem

[07:50:56] AA: I don't feel anyfin anymore

[07:51:18] AG: Oh, hmmm well I dont know If thIs wIll be enough to fInIsh

[07:51:30] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] continues building --

[07:52:12] AA: Oh vait, zere'z anozer one! It'z like zey appear from novhere

[07:52:18] AA: Vazn't zere a moment ago

[07:52:24] AG: Oh, how convenIent

[07:52:30] -- acridAggressor [AA] bludgeons the imp --

[07:52:34] AG: Oh, youve got ll of the convenIence In your hIve

[07:52:36] AG: Oh, *all

[07:52:47] AA: All of it

[07:53:08] AG: Oh, perhaps you should starts clImbIng

[07:53:32] AA: Oh, vell, I zeapoze

[07:53:43] AG: Oh, do you?

[07:53:57] AA: me zvimz az high az zhe can and getz on one of ze landingz

[07:54:06] -- acridAggressor [AA] --

[07:54:11] AA: (((Blah)))

[07:54:20] AA: Alright, ztair climbing

[07:54:21] AG: [[pffff what even?]]

[07:54:24] AA: Here ve go

[07:54:51] AG: Oh, Is It that bIg a deal that you have to psyche yourself up for It?

[07:55:14] AA: I've never climbed ztairz before

[07:55:21] AA: Zo a little, yez

[07:55:36] AG: Oh, I thought you vIsIted the stargazer before

[07:55:40] AG: Oh, dIdnt you say that?

[07:55:48] AA: Ve met at ze beach

[07:55:57] AG: Oh, to make coffee?

[07:56:04] AG: Oh, or tea was It?

[07:56:24] AA: I drink boz

[07:56:35] AG: Oh, I see

[07:56:38] AG: Oh, well eIther way

[07:56:40] AG: Oh, get clImbIng

[07:56:43] AG: Oh, or crawlIng

[07:56:46] -- acridAggressor [AA] starts climbing the stairs --

[07:56:48] AG: Oh, I wont judge

[07:56:50] AG: Oh, out loud

[07:57:01] -- acridAggressor [AA] because no way in hell is she doing to crawl in front of Gio --

[07:57:54] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] picks up a random object and tosses it at the back of Ziqs feet aiming just before hitting her --

[07:57:58] AG: Oh, motIvatIon

[07:58:01] AG: Oh, move faster

[07:58:39] AA: Oh fine

[07:59:46] -- acridAggressor [AA] moves faster --

[08:00:00] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] builds up three more levels of platform, only 6 or 7 more to go --

[08:01:55] -- acridAggressor [AA] is nearly at the top --

[08:02:40] AG: Oh, you nee more grIst

[08:02:42] AG: Oh, *need

[08:03:00] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] build two more levels and surrounds them with railing --

[08:03:17] AA: I'm on a platform in ze air! Vhere am I zuppozed to find zingz to kill up here?

[08:03:20] AA: ...

[08:03:30] AA: Zere'z more of zem on ze next platform, izn't zere?

[08:03:40] AG: Oh, of course!

[08:03:53] AG: Oh, get out the pufferstIck

[08:05:17] -- acridAggressor [AA] equpis the pufferstick --

[08:05:26] -- acridAggressor [AA] *puffermace --

[08:05:32] AA: It'z not a ztick!

[08:05:47] AG: Oh, It most certaInly Is

[08:05:58] AA: *grumble*

[08:06:14] -- acridAggressor [AA] asends th platform ad eyes the ogres --

[08:07:36] -- acridAggressor [AA] before beating the bloddy shit out of the --

[08:09:10] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] builds up 2 1/2 more levels and surrounds them in railing just as a meteor flies by and knocks the top level off --

[08:09:12] AG: Oh, oh shIt

[08:09:26] AA: Vhat?

[08:09:28] AA: Vhat iz it?

[08:09:40] AG: Oh, the sky Is fallIng?

[08:10:26] AA: VHAT?!?!

[08:10:44] AG: Oh, you read what I saId

[08:11:11] AA: But it!

[08:11:21] AA: I don't knov vhat to do about zat!

[08:11:28] AA: Keep building!

[08:11:41] AG: Oh, d'okay

[08:12:07] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] replaces the level again and surrounds it in railing before starting on the next one --

[08:17:31] -- acridAggressor [AA] keeps running up the stairs, killing what imps she comes across --

[08:17:51] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] a second meteor comes falling and glances off of the tower, making it rock back and forth --

[08:18:48] AA: Vahhh!

[08:18:53] -- acridAggressor [AA] grabs the raining --

[08:19:02] AG: Oh, are you alrIght?

[08:19:14] AA: Yez,, didn't hit me after all

[08:19:34] AG: Oh, ah yes

[08:19:41] AG: Oh, well I cant buIld If the thIng Is chakIng

[08:19:50] AG: Oh, youll have to hold on a whIle longer

[08:19:53] AG: Oh, *shakIng

[08:20:19] AA: Damn it1

[08:20:27] -- acridAggressor [AA] keeps holding on to railing --

[08:22:50] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] waits until the tower is more steady, then builds another level onto it and surrounds it with railing --

[08:23:17] -- acridAggressor [AA] rushes up the steps, sh's nearly there --

[08:23:34] AG: Oh, you need more grIst

[08:23:37] AG: Oh, just a lIttle

[08:25:44] AA: Maybe I could jump?

[08:25:52] AG: Oh, not that hIgh

[08:26:07] AG: Oh, youll have to jump even If I make It as tall as Im tryIng to

[08:26:41] AA: Vell, az leazt zere are impz on every platform

[08:26:53] AG: Oh, well get to kIllIng

[08:26:59] AA: Don't I alvayz?

[08:27:34] -- acridAggressor [AA] maims and kills her way throguh the imps on her current level --

[08:27:42] AG: Oh, ahh

[08:28:24] -- abducentGilderoy [AG] adds the final level , but just as he finishes a meteor flies past and knocks out a column on a level in the middle of the tower --

[08:28:31] AG: Oh, youll have to run

[08:28:39] AG: Oh, quIckly

[08:29:20] -- acridAggressor [AA] runs --

[08:29:35] AG: Oh, faster faster your tower Is fallIng faster dammIt

[08:29:42] -- acridAggressor [AA] runs so fast she might as well be flying up the steps --

[08:30:06] -- abducentGilderoy's [AG'S] tower wobbles as if it is about to fall into itself --

[08:30:19] AG: Oh, huurry or you wIll dIe wIthout a doubt

[08:32:22] -- acridAggressor [AA] reches the last level and jumps through the glowing portal, which promptly dissapears behind her, along with the collapsing tower --

[08:32:52] AG: Oh, well then...

[08:33:33] AA: Ugh

[08:33:37] AA: Vhere am I?

[08:33:46] AG: Oh, where?

[08:33:57] -- acridAggressor [AA] has entered the Land of Steam and Clockwork --

[08:35:54] AG: Oh, are you alrIght?

[08:36:04] AA: I zink zo...

[08:36:24] AG: Oh, good

[08:36:31] AG: Oh, because It looks lIke MY work Is done

[08:36:39] AG: Oh, and I am also beIng pestered by Anuman

[08:36:57] AA: I'm going to look around zen

[08:37:03] AA: Talk to you later?

[08:37:05] AG: Oh, good luck

[08:37:09] AG: Oh, and of course

[08:37:13] AA: I mean, of courze ve'll talk

[08:37:13] AG: Oh, have fun or soMEthIng

[08:37:22] AA: You're my zerver player...

[08:37:26] AG: Oh, rIght

[08:37:33] AA: I'm, juzt going to go nov

[08:37:39] -- acridAggressor [AA] gave up trolling abducentGilderoy [AG] at 20:37 --

---- abducentGilderoy [AG] began trolling acridAggressor [AA] at 20:37 --

[08:37:44] AG: Oh, ... okay...

-- abducentGilderoy [AG] gave up trolling acridAggressor [AA] at 20:37 --