#loser!directory

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masterlist! <3

this masterlist will go in order of the time i wrote all of this, the earliest at the beginning. if you’re looking for something i wrote recently, scroll to the end. ignore how terrible i am at titles guys, thanks.

keys;; 

smut = 🌶

dark content = 💀

fluff = 💞

angst = 🩹

headcanons = 💭

my favourites = 🤌

james = mother hen 💭

comfort - sirius black x reader 🩹💞

marauders as things i’ve said, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8  💭🤌

wolfstar being clingy 💭💞

james x reader 💭

if harry was raised by wolfstar 💭

nightmare comfort with remus - remus x fem!reader 🩹

shush - remus x fem!reader 🌶

surprise! - sirius x fem!reader 💞

wolfstar being clingy (again) 💭💞

teaser for the remus smut that i absolutely abandonded - remus x fem!reader 💞(supposedly 🌶) 🤌

for the elves - sirius x fem!reader 💞🩹

prof!remus x prof!werewolf!reader, 1 - 2 (in the works) 💞🩹🤌

daughter of sirius black - platonic!sirius x fem!reader 💞

better than me - daughter of poly!marauders 🩹

christmas - fred weasley x fem!reader 💞

wolfstar being cute 💞

jily <3 💞

time is going slowly - wolfstar x fem!reader raising harry, 1 - 2 💞🩹

angry breakup sex - sirius x fem!reader 🌶🩹

yellow - sirius black x fem!reader 💞(slight 🩹)🤌

i promise - marauders 🩹💭

regulus played the piano 🩹💭

doting over remus 💞💭

madrigal family playing dnd 💭

potentially problematic - fem!reader x camilo, 1 - 2 - 3 💞🩹🤌 (highkey abandonded)

royalty - camilo x masc!reader 💞🩹

yandere bruno headcanons - bruno x fem!reader 💀💞🩹💭

riding bruno’s face - bruno x fem!reader 🌶💞

julieta x fem!reader 💞💭

fluff picnic - james x fem!reader 💞

remus hcs 💞

that’s not mistletoe - fem!james (jamie) x lily 💞

up late together - wolfstar 💞

i need you, please - camilo x fem!reader 🌶💞

marauders raising harry 💞💭

bunny - remus x bimbo!reader 💞💭

easter with b99 💞💭

date with marlene 💞💭

easter at james’ 💞💭

remus x bimbo!reader 🌶💞💭🤌

the zoo - poly!marauders x fem!reader 💞💭

regulus hcs (slight 💀)💞🩹💭🤌

very naked - bill weasley x fem!reader 💞

wolfstar in the hospital :(( 🩹

anxiety - remus x bimbo!reader 💞🩹💭

“this is why i don’t drink” - remus x fem!reader 💞

mine / mione 💞💭

remus lupin x reader (fem insinuated but could be masc or nb) 💞

neurodivergent reader - james x reader 💞💭

butt plugs = no - marauders (seperate) x fem!reader 🌶💭

horny!marauders (seperate) x fem!reader on her period 🌶💭💞

no knives 💭💞(slight 🌶)

swinging - tasm!peter parker x fem!reader 💞

ron died first 🩹💀

camping w/ the paris gang - nelspring 💞💭🤌

happy go fucking lucky - the umbrella academy, 1 - 2 - 3 🩹💀💞🤌

[bongwaterbummy]

masterlist <3

last updated: 10/02/25 (d/m/y) [not finished]

this masterlist goes in the order of when i wrote each piece. if you’re looking for something i wrote recently, scroll to the bottom :)

remus lupin is not a mother hen.

synopsis: he just wasn’t. cmon, be real.

sirius black x reader comfort

synopsis: y/n finds sirius broken down on her bed, crying over something a bully said

marauders as different things i’ve said, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8

sirius + remus being clingy, 1 - 2

synopsis: just me and my wolfstar brainrot

remus lupin x reader comfort

synopsis: remus comforts reader after a nightmare

remus lupin x fem!reader smut

synopsis: sirius’ sister needs to keep quiet as remus fucks her just in the other room

sirius black x fem!reader fluff

synopsis: when sirius meets his girlfriend for a date, he forgets to mention that he’s an animagi

sirius black x fem!reader comfort

synopsis: reader, james, lily and sirius go out drinking after both girls are ready after their pregnancies, and reader realizes lily has lost most of her baby weight, whereas she hasn’t

sirius black x fem!reader fluff

synopsis: reader has begun to do the house elf’s jobs for them, and sirius scolds her

remus lupin x werewolf!professor!reader comfort, 1 - 2 [in progress]

synopsis: remus finds out his fellow professor is a werewolf as well, and comforts them after a full moon

platonic!marauders and reader and harry potter

synopsis: reader feels like she doesn’t compare to her brother, harry, in her father’s eyes

fred weasley x fem!reader fluff (tba)

synopsis: every christmas, reader makes breakfast in bed for her dads, sirius and remus, but what happens when her boyfriend, fred, distracts her from that tradition?

wolfstar x fem!reader angst, 1 - 2

synopsis: harry’s been raised by wolfstar and reader his entire life; he’s spent every birthday, every christmas, every day with them. but now that he has friends to spend those special days with, reader feels like time is passing too quickly

sirius x fem!reader smut/angst

synopsis: after a couple days apart and an angry breakup, reader comes to sirius’ dorm and they fuck away the hurt

sirius black x hufflepuff!reader angst/fluff

synopsis: reader feels like sirius doesn’t know she exists, and decides to pull some pranks on him to change that

remus lupin fluff

synopsis: just me and my remus brainrot

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this account is a haunted house...

how about we revisit these old ghosts and make some new ones together?

anyways. hi! welcome (back?) to the bongwater/loser/doodle/whatever collective (idk anymore man), we’re a traumagenic did system (body is over 18 y/o (dm for age)) and this is the old main blog (used to belong to mia/rosie/mylo/loser/whatever else you knew her as, our host) that we’ve decided to revamp (again) and try to jumpstart (also again) as our writing/fandom/brainrot blog.

we’re not new to tumblr, we’ve been hippity hoppitying around several accounts for years now. genuinely just here to have fun, share interests, and possibly make friends ^^ any issues with that will result in a block and probably a callout post or two on the vent blog cuz we can be petty.

this blog will mainly be run by mia/mylo, but any of us could and probably will post +17 stuff on occasion. minors, since it isn’t our job to police your online experience,we’re trusting you to block/avoid the 17+ tag ((#loser!nsfw)) by yourselves. have fun and enjoy the all ages works :p)

here’s the masterlists! (please check this post before requesting)

harry potter (marauders era) masterlist

poetry i’ve written (tba)

tagging system

info on us as a collective (tba)

find us elsewhere if you so desire!

@bongwaterbunny - new(ish) main - run by mia/mylo (she.it)

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please check before requesting! <3

how to request:

it’s super easy for me to get requests in my inbox, what most people already do, and if you do it this way you’ll get notified when i finally post it

there’s a button on my profile that says “talk to me!’, and simply by clicking it you can type out your request and submit it (anon is ALWAYS turned on)

you can also send in requests through messages, just make sure to specify if you want me to @ you or just sign it anonymous

if you send a request through messages, tumblr will not notify you when i post it, but i will :)

requesting rules:

i write all types of fanfiction

my skill level goes smut -> fluff -> angst

i write for most trigger warnings (excluding graphic depictions of vomit and some rare others), but when requesting please properly label if there are any + what they are

i have the right to refuse any request, especially if it triggers me personally

i’m lucky if i finish one draft in the span of a month, so don’t expect your requests to be finished immediately

fandoms i’m in:

stranger things

harry potter marauders era

my ocs!!

harry potter lightning era

doki doki literature club

misfits and magic

brooklyn 99

umbrella academy

things i WON’T write:

incest

rape

feet

scat/piss/gas

raceplay

zoophilia

illegal age gaps/pedophilia

necrophilia

vomit

possibly triggering topics that i am okay writing:

mental disorders

suicidal ideation

suicide

self harm

eating disorders

trauma

stepcest

alcohol/addiction

bullying

straight relationships (please talk to someone if you struggle with this)

character death

animal death

breakups

cussing

toxic relationships

vent posts

crying

vomit

neglect

violence

needles (not to be confused with noodles)

noodles (not to be confused with needles)

yandere themes

pregnancy

blood

eating/drinking

ptsd

panic attacks

abuse

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Tagging System!

#loser!rambles - my ramblings about things nobody asked for

#loser!reblogs - my reblogs of things that interest me, non-fandom/writing related, such as quizzes or art

#loser!nsfw - my nsfw works, soft 17+

#loser!dark - dark themes, hard 17+

#loser!vents - my vent posts

#losers!moots - my lovely mutuals

#loser!answers - answered asks

#loser!directory - my posts such as bios, disclaimers, updates, or tagging systems

#losers!blurbs - my shorter writing pieces

#losers!works - my average length writing pieces

#losers!fics - my writing pieces that are on the longer side, or that i plan to give more parts too

#losers!recs - fics or blurbs that i recommend you read, because they’re AMAZING

#losers!chara - my own ocs that i absolutely adore and wanna hit against cement at the same time (lynne marie appreciation club officiant)

#losers!edits - my video edits (mostly stranger things based)

and finally, #losers!events - my events such as celebrations, or ask games