the thin veneer of social convention.

fandom blog // personal - @bongwaterbunny

[bongwaterbummy]

this account is a haunted house...

how about we revisit these old ghosts and make some new ones together?

anyways. hi! welcome (back?) to the bongwater/loser/doodle/whatever collective (idk anymore man), we’re a traumagenic did system (body is over 18 y/o (dm for age)) and this is the old main blog (used to belong to mia/rosie/mylo/loser/whatever else you knew her as, our host) that we’ve decided to revamp (again) and try to jumpstart (also again) as our writing/fandom/brainrot blog.

we’re not new to tumblr, we’ve been hippity hoppitying around several accounts for years now. genuinely just here to have fun, share interests, and possibly make friends ^^ any issues with that will result in a block and probably a callout post or two on the vent blog cuz we can be petty.

this blog will mainly be run by mia/mylo, but any of us could and probably will post +17 stuff on occasion. minors, since it isn’t our job to police your online experience,we’re trusting you to block/avoid the 17+ tag ((#loser!nsfw)) by yourselves. have fun and enjoy the all ages works :p)

here’s the masterlists! (please check this post before requesting)

harry potter (marauders era) masterlist

poetry i’ve written (tba)

tagging system

info on us as a collective (tba)

find us elsewhere if you so desire!

@bongwaterbunny - new(ish) main - run by mia/mylo (she.it)

[coconutshygame-deactivated20240]

Boycott. Please remember to boycott. Focus on these three. You can make a difference.

Edit: See this link for more on what to boycott from BDS. And here as well.

[bongwaterbummy]

remembering the time i literally changed my name for someone and they ended up being an abusive prick

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[kob131]

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

[headspace-hotel]

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

[headspace-hotel]

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

[sumi-sprite]

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

[druid-priest-nikephoros]

We Love Green Cat

[mchasmfiend]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

[tadaxii-i]

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

[lullaby-for-a-shark]

Shout Out To Tao’s Mum

not only did she

(Bare minimum) respect Elle as a trans woman and respect her as a girl (which as a trans person myself, just makes me so happy, because personally, my parents friends see me as ‘The Trans Friend’ rather than just a guy)

but she also

2. she didn’t tease Tao for having a crush. This is the main thing I want to talk about. Since fourth grade I haven’t told my parents about a single crush I’ve ever had, because when I do, I just get teased. It made me so happy for Tao when she just went ‘yep, go get her’ and didn’t make fun of him in any way.

also bonus points respect to her for thriving as a single mum.

there really isn’t enough recognition for Tao’s mum

[the-haiku-bot]

also bonus points

respect to her for thriving

as a single mum.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valtsv]

i will ALWAYS clap my hands excitedly and lean forward in my seat when someone tells a character to "keep your dog on a leash" only for it to turn out they're referring to another person

[valtsv]

the way it reframes the entire relationship dynamic between the two people being addressed. the way wilful loyalty becomes hopeless devotion. the way aggression and violence goes from honorable and rational to bestial and instinctual. the ways faith and trust intersect with codependency and reliance. the questions about power and who wields it in the relationship it opens up. the way it functions as both an insult and an expression of intimidation, of fearful submission.

[writing-prompt-s]

A silent Spider-Man is a terrifying Spider-Man - if he’s not cracking jokes, then it means he’s 100% focused on taking you down. You, a run-of-the-mill two-bit hoodlum, are running for your life from a Spider-Man who has not uttered a single word.

[writing-prompt-s]

nobody believes you. They all think you made some sort of bargain or deal. Maybe even consuming souls… but the truth is that you became the most powerful mage in the world by getting enough sleep, studying, and eating right.

[bongwaterbummy]

you will not convince me to take care of myself with the promise of power and magic

[writing-prompt-s]

She’s a battle-scarred, jaded super-soldier loaded with biomechanical upgrades and chemical augments. All she wants to do is wear cute clothes and paint.

[bongwaterbummy]

[hopepunk-humanity]

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i stand corrected

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

[noahsworld96-deactivated2025052]

does this work on babies and children?

[pukicho]

what is man but an animal playing god?

[azureranger]

Late to the party but Misfits and Magic is if Camp Half-Blood kids went to Hogwarts.

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[bongwaterbummy]

hm.. feel like writing