#loser blast

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Well, unlike Kim K, he doesn’t yet have a sex tape. Not yet at least.

Maybe next year you can dress up as Kim for Halloween because,

You did take a tip from her though by sleeping your way into the business.....

@its-kjapa

Oops, hope you didn’t want anyone to know that...oh well!

Way back when KJ was living in Hobit land, he slept with someone in the business to get into the business and it worked!

He manged to get on his show in New Zealand and now look at him, he’s playing Mr. Archie Andrews on Riverdale!

Who says sleeping around doesn’t get you far?

XOXO

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Oh Madelaine, Madelaine, Madelaine, don’t you know secrets never stay hidden for long?

No reason you play a vixen considering you used to seduce men through the laptop.....

@missmadelainepetsch

If you didn’t understand my last sentence then you probably live under a rock.

Miss Madelaine Petsch used to be a cam girl!

That’s right, our favorite redhead used to don a wig and alter her appearance with make up so no one would recognize her when and if she ever became famous.

She should’ve changed her voice too.

Well Madelaine, I hope you’re good at explaining yourself as you were on the camera.

XOXO

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Oh Chase, they should’ve given you a different role on Gossip Girl. You’re no Golden Boy

But you were a married man once……

@itschacecrawford

Don’t you know what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas?

That’s right, Mr. Crawford actually had a Mrs. Crawford for a period of time.

Who was she? I’d say I’d look for her, but they are divorced now so it’s not like she’s important.

I will say that I think that the only reason that they are divorced is because Chase wanted to be free during his time here. I mean, who wouldn’t?

Anyways, have fun explaining this one to Hailey….

XOXO

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Oh Camila, don’t you know that just because you sing a love song doesn’t mean it’s true?

Now you do and now everyone knows that your relationship is faker that Mariah Carey.

@camilacabelloxxo

I don’t know why you decided to lie about your relationship, but you should know that nothing gets by me and I mean nothing.

Maybe next time management tells you to do something you should tell them no.

Relationships, I mean real ones, are sacred and are meant to be enjoyable. Not two loveless people. 

Your life isn’t some shitty rom com, do better.

Also, how are Taylor, Dinah, Normani and all your friends gonna feel once they find out that you lied? Didn’t you just mend things with Dinah and Normani? Ouch.

Well, better luck in your next relationship Cami. Hopefully that one is real

XOXO