The Next Episode of ‘The Lost Cat Podcast’?
I have been having some trouble finding a story for the next Ep of The Lost Cat. ‘This AI malarkey is all the rage’, I thought. ‘Let’s give it a go’.
I prompted an AI to: ‘Write a short funny story in the style of Neil Gaiman about me looking for my lost cat but I find a monster’
It responded with:
‘Once upon a time, I set out on a quest to find my mischievous feline, who had wandered off into the wild unknown. I stumbled upon a dark and eerie forest, where the trees towered above me like sentinels. I called out my cat's name, but all I heard in response was a mysterious growl.
Being the brave soul that I am, I approached the source of the growl, ready for anything. And what did I find? A monster, of course! But this was no ordinary monster, oh no. This one was round and fluffy, with bright green eyes and a wagging tail. It was, in fact, a monster of cuteness.
I was so taken aback by the monster's adorableness that I nearly forgot why I was there in the first place. "Have you seen my cat?" I asked the monster. To my surprise, it nodded and began to lead me through the forest.
As we walked, I noticed that the monster was leaving a trail of cat toys in its wake. And there, at the end of the trail, was my beloved feline, batting at a feathery wand.
Turns out, the monster was just a friendly pet in disguise, and it had taken a liking to my cat. From that day on, the three of us went on many adventures together, encountering all sorts of creatures and finding all sorts of treasures. And whenever I think back to the day I found that monster in the forest, I can't help but smile and laugh at the absurdity of it all.’
Well,
'A monster of cuteness'.
I mean, tbh, it's not completely off. 😀
And, hey, it’s not like i’ve got an actual episode lined up for you anytime soon.
Give it a year, and if i haven't managed to write another ep, maybe just ask our AI overlords to write one for you.
And maybe tell me about the adventures you have, with this monster of cuteness.