#lostcol

[winderlylandchime]

get to know your mutuals!

tagged by @lostcol - thank you!

What is the origin of your blog name?

Winderly Landchime is a character made up by the comedic genius that is Jinkx Monsoon. Her grandfather invented the landchime and she bought a cable access station

What’s your “I will always order this” food?

A big ass salad with cronchy parts.

What’s your current comfort show/movie/book?

Brooklyn Nine Nine and old episodes of drag race (if I really need comfort RPDR AS7 episode 2)

Song you’ve had on repeat this week?

First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes because ya girl is going to see the 21st anniversary of I'm Wide Awake Its Morning

What’s the last thing you hyperfixated on?

I have recently decided I need to list every Ru girl I've seen perform live and which venue/show... (does this count as new or just a new offshoot?)

What’s an oddly specific thing that brings you joy?

The sound of my dog snoring

What smell instantly makes you happy?

Garlic being sauteed

What’s something you loved as a kid that you secretly love now?

I don't secretly love anything... I'm in my mid-40s, I'm too old for that nonsense

What’s your phone wallpaper right now?

A photo of my three nieces doting on my dog after she lost her brother

Are you a morning person, night owl, or something else entirely?

I shine my brightest (which is to say I shine like an old penny) between the hours of 1 and 3 pm

Lastly, if you work, what is your work profession? And do you like it?

I'm a clinical psychologist and specifically I'm the clinical director of a group private practice. I do like it and I couldn't imagine doing anything else

no pressure tagging: @sheisraging @toddisawarlock @provenance @haxprocess @skinnyscottishbloke

[eusuntgratie]

🖤 stisaac

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57644686

There’s blood everywhere. So much blood.

Isaac knows that Stiles isn’t a wolf, that he can’t heal the way he can, but he forgets most of the time. Stiles is brave. Fearless and fierce and he ran into this fight the way he always does; determined to fight for the people he loves and unconcerned for his own safety.

But Isaac’s never ended up with a motionless, bloody body in his lap afterwards.

Lydia barks something at him and he growls at her, pulling Stiles closer. Something flipped in him when he saw the monster’s claws swipe through Stiles’ pale, vulnerable skin. It’s dead now. Isaac doesn’t remember deciding to kill it, but he remembers how good it felt to wrap his hand around its throat and squeeze until his claws punctured the skin. He remembers its face when he realized Isaac had sliced through its carotid. How good it felt to let go and watch it slump down onto the ground in an undignified and unremarkable death.

But mostly he remembers how when he turned back to Stiles, he’d had his hand clutched to his belly. Isaac had caught him before he hit the ground, but barely.

He holds Stiles close, the pressure he’s putting on his belly enough to stop the bleeding but probably not enough to save him.

“Isaac!” Lydia says sharply.

“Call Derek,” he barks. “And Deaton.”

“What about—?”

“No,” he growls. “Not yet.”

Lydia sighs but backs off a bit and pulls out her phone.

“Fuck,” Isaac says into the space between them, hauling Stiles even closer while keeping the pressure on his wound. “Why the fuck did you do that?”

He leans close so he can smell his breath, his blood. He’s still breathing. “Goddammit, Stiles. I haven’t even—fuck. I was gonna tell you so many times but you scare the shit out of me. I’m a goddamn monster and I’m scared shitless by a skinny sarcastic asshole who’s mean to me. Why do I like it when you’re mean to me?”

Stiles coughs, and then a gurgling sound escapes him.

“Because you like me, you insufferable idiot,” he wheezes.

Isaac’s eyes go wide as Stiles smirks up at him.

“Oh, I’m insufferable?”

“Yeah. You haven’t even kissed me yet.”

Isaac leans down and brushes his lips against Stiles’. He means to be gentle, but Stiles works the hand not keeping him from bleeding out into Isaac’s curls and tugs, and this might be his only chance, so he can’t really be blamed for the way he licks the blood from Stiles’ face and then kisses him desperately. It’s a strange sensation, Stiles’ tongue in his mouth and butterflies in his stomach and blood on his lips and pain he can barely stand snaking up his arm.

But the more pain he takes the harder Stiles clings to him and the harder he kisses back. Their teeth knock together and Stiles bites as his lip. Stiles moans as Isaac sways a little, a spot of pain so bad it nearly makes him pass out, and then they’re kissing desperately and hungrily, holding each other so tight they’ll leave bruises.

A noise from Lydia startles them both. When they pull back, Stiles’ face is still smeared with blood and his lips are swollen, but there’s a little more color in his face than before.

“Derek and Scott are coming. Deaton and Melissa will meet us at the hospital.”

Stiles coughs and Isaac winces.

“It’s alright, I’m not gonna die.”

“Stiles—”

“I won’t. Now let’s go, please, before my guts fall out.”

Isaac rolls his eyes and hauls Stiles off the ground and into his arms.

[lostcol]

"You feeling good?"

Baby's first Roswell New Mexico fic! 👽🤠

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Michael Guerin/Alex Manes

Additional Tags: Smut, alex has some feelings, Alex is in love, Dom/sub Undertones, Sub Michael Guerin, Dom Alex Manes, but that's not really part of it, it's just their dynamic here, more like, subby michael, dommy alex, Cock Warming, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, POV Alex Manes

Summary:

Michael shows up on Alex's doorstep horny and sad, and Alex makes him feel better.

[winderlylandchime]

Tagged @lostcol

Reading listening: The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs by Steve Brusatte (recommended by @elleflies ) looking: If You Love It, Let It Kill You by Hannah Pittard

Last show Traitors S4E6 (who will discuss episode 5's round table with me?!?)

Last movie Bob the Drag Queen: This is Wild

Last song First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes (exactly 3 months until the concert!)

Sweet or salty Always salty but more so now that perimenopause means I can't digest sugar (or alcohol) anymore. It does seem cruel that I still get monthly cravings for sweet. BODY MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Coffee or tea both. I drink coffee every dang day but love to brew a pot of tea too

Working on just completed SAP for Q1 and bimonthly KPIs

No pressure tagging @maryp50 @soprettyytothink @toddisawarlock @sheisraging @provenance

[eusuntgratie]

💝 🤍 🍭

💝what is a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

the response to open my heart and let it bleed onto yours was WAY bigger than i expected. i didn't really even feel like a 'real' writer when i published open my heart for a big bang and that fic is a bit darker than most of my teen wolf fics with a lot of kudos but people seem to really like it which makes me really happy. i worked really hard on it and that fic holds a special place in my heart <3

🤍what's one fic of yours you think people didn't "get"?

i don't think i've ever published anything that nobody 'got'... i have plenty of fics that i wrote for me that didn't get a huge response bc of the themes/fandom/pairing but that's just how it is. the one that comes to mind is disaster... i think a lot of the people that started it and didn't finish it didn't see my vision or understand the story i was trying to tell, but i know a lot of those folks just didn't want to read anything that didn't have a traditional happy ever after and i get that.

🍭why did you start writing?

i had a goofy idea (Captain America and the Winter Solider Read Thirst Tweets) and a friend I was beta-ing for enabled me :) I figured I would write that and then never write again, but I started having 3405934 teen wolf ideas per day shortly after that and the rest is history

fic writer asks

[eusuntgratie]

😘

DAMMIT WOMAN

(look at them oh fuck oh no DON'T DO IT GRACE)

[eusuntgratie]

If you were going to dye your hair an unnatural color, what would it be and why? 😘 feel better!

😘😘 thank you <3

i'm weirdly scared of dying my hair. i did red highlights once and washed them out so soon you could barely see them and i let my friend dye it red once but we washed it out too soon then too so idk man.

if i were to dye it, i'd probably do red, but a natural red.

if i did an unnatural color, i'm inclined to say purple just because i love purple, but i have no idea if that would actually look good?

@mossy-fae help what fun color looks good on strawberry blond hair? i'm pale af with orangey freckles if that's relevant.

[eusuntgratie]

Top 5 vegetables

broccoli my beloved

brussels sprouts

asparagus

sugar snap peas

carrots