‘ have you been to the doctor’s lately? 'cos I think you’re lacking some vitamin me. ’
Vicente has heard a lot of bad lines, one about a mic in his pocket the most infamous of them, but this has to take the cake. If it was anyone else it’d have earned an eye roll at best, but it was a good night performance wise, he’s had a few drinks in him, and Mateo has been on his good side as of late. He’ll let him have it. “Do you say that to all your customers?” He takes another sip of his drink, never once breaking eye contact. In the distance he hears footsteps of final patrons leaving the bar. “Or do you save all your best lines for me.”
Leaning forward, elbows resting upward, Vicente’s hazy eyes betray his attempt to appear sober. “But it’s funny you should ask. Would you believe if I said I actually have a vitamin D deficiency.”
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