#louis yaps

[agenderfrenchfry]

I had a weird dream about Fuckhands Mike last night.

Somehow Michael Shelley had gotten separated from the distortion, and he and Jon were walking around a city of some sort? It was nighttime. Eventually they decided they had to go back to the distortion. (Not sure why. Maybe to make sure it was still present or not fucking up reality with part of it unexpectedly ejected?) When they did, Michael distorted again and gave Jon its scarf before booting him out while it was still human enough to not want to eat him.

It gave me very bittersweet feelings while observing it. I think Shelley always sort of knew it was a respite but was happy to spend time with Jon anyway. It might have kissed him goodbye too? I can’t remember perfectly. Like I said, weird…

[weeskerzookee]

My genuine reaction when i see a transfem Jax drawing

LIKE OMG THEY ALL DRAW HER SOOO CUTE I LOVE THIS HEADCANON AU OR WHATEVER

im okay with canon Jax or if you personally don't like it

BUT THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I LOVE HER

[lou-da-fandom-enthusiast]

ok so.

hi I’m Louis!

and I’m a beekeeper!

and starting today I’m gonna share my bed nerdiness on this website and make it everyone’s problem >:)

so everyday I’m going to talk about a different species of bee!

today’s species is….:

Trigona hypogea

aka the VULTURE BEE!

These little badasses are native to Brazil, Panama, Costa Rica, and other South and Central American countries!

despite their fierce appearance, Vulture bees don’t have stingers! Though some subspecies have sharp mandibles used for biting and tearing flesh…

speaking of which, these bees eat MEAT! They feed off of the carrion of dead animals and help work as natures clean up crew, they posses gut bacteria similar to Hyenas to help digest the rotten flesh and they even make honey out of it!!!

Also just look at them??? Are they not the coolest little goth bees???

[louis-ayy-offical]

bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle

[agenderfrenchfry]

Ninjago rarely gets snow except in its most mountainous of regions, but when it does, it is imperative that Zane be buried like a husky at least once.

Necessary enrichment.

[agenderfrenchfry]

I just noticed that if you place the student unicorns in chronological order, their names progress through the night sky linearly.

Sunset -> Twilight -> Starlight -> Dawn

[agenderfrenchfry]

AU where Helen was a PR manager before moving to real estate and convinces Michael not to eat her by suggesting she can promote the Spiral to young potential avatars.

“Oh, I will so enjoy tasting your fear as your mind comes apart like a worn sweater~”

“WAITWAITWAIT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MARKETING THROUGH TUMBLR”

“Tum…blr?”

[agenderfrenchfry]

A very sweet B&H I stumbled across on wplace. (By @/animunitee ! Go check them out, they make a lot of cool stuff!)