#lovengeance

[nico419]

Aphrodite, toward the night sky: Your daughter call me mommy in bed!!!

Selene: What?!

Aphrodite: I'm not talking to you idiot

[nico419]

Hephaistos: Someone activated my trap! So, who wants to watch my dumbass brother get caught in a net?

Hera: (sigh) Again?

Hermes: Oh thanks bro, who made my day!

Athena: Ha, who would miss this opportunity

Apollo: LMAO yes

Artemis: Why are we hesitating here

Dionysus: Don't think about leaving me behind!

Ares: I don't know who that is but I'm sure this is going to be fun!

Everyone:

Hephaistos: ... wait, if you're here, then who's in Aphrodite's room?

(Meanwhile)

Aphrodite: Oops, I forgot Hephaistos set up a trap for Ares there

Nemesis, trying escape from a net: Shut the f#ck up

[nico419]

Nemesis: Seriously, you sent your son's pregnant mortal wife to the underworld, to pass through Typhon's gluttonous son and my b!tch siblings to get something dangerous from the goddess who dislikes you and your son?

Aphrodite: Don't worry, as long as she doesn't open the box it won't hurt her

Nemesis: That's not the point- okay you know what? I give up

Nemesis: At least you've told her there's a way to go to the underworld besides dying, right?

Aphrodite:

Nemesis: RIGHT?

Aphrodite: ... oh

Nemesis: (deep sigh) I'll go to stop her from jumping off the tower or something

[nico419]

Nemesis: Can't you stop giving her trials? She's already paid enough

Aphrodite: Enough for forgiving her, but not enough for allowing their marriage

Nemesis: Seriously

Aphrodite: Beside, it's fun to watch Eros get restless

Nemesis: You really have a moral problem

Aphrodite: You know, Jews call me the demon :3

Nemesis: For f's sake why tf I fell for you

[nico419]

Aphrodite: -and he's 'spending time' there with her! Can you believe it? How dare he disobey my orders >:(

Nemesis: Yes, that really sounds bad

Aphrodite: Please give me idea for revenge them

Nemesis: Well, just leave them alone, and wait for the doubt comes in her

Nemesis: When she remembers the prophecy, just with a slight suggestion she'll start to doubt who her husband is, break his order and try to identify who he is

Aphrodite: ... then he'll feel betrayed and leave her! Nemi, you're a f#cking genius

[nico419]

Aphrodite: Have you ever made eye contact with an eye of your girlfriend's son on the nightside while spending time with her on her bed?

Apollo: Excuse me?

Aphrodite: Nemi said it was the best offering from her child since Robespierre offered her the heads of royalty

Apollo: WHAT THE FU-

Aphrodite: I know, she has a weird way to expresses her proud of her children

[nico419]

Aphrodite: F#ck the police!

Nemesis: I am the police

Aphrodite: (wink)

[nico419]

Aphrodite: I just want someone to take me out

Nemesis: With a dagger?

Aphrodite: With a lash