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Vanessa: *wearing a Christmas sweater*

Wade: *wearing a Halloween tshirt*

Logan: *crawling into bed with them* Mind if I visit between the Holidays

*It is March*

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Decided to make a master list of my X-Men/Deadpool fanfics because like, I got 13 of em already and am working on more! Put my heart and soul into a bunch of these so pease like and share me writings 💚💚💚

For the G-M Rating

Leftovers: a short little thing just playing with the idea of Logan having his own leftovers container the residents of the mansion throw their old food into, which he happily pecks at.

Logan's Not So Good Very Bad High: A Logan x Reader fic focused on you persuading Logan into smoking weed with you but it turns out it fucks with his heightened senses far too hard and he's a wreck in your arms.

Follow Me: (Ongoing) (90s cartoon based) A Morpherine origin story about the night Morph and Wolverine meet and the weekend they spend together getting into shenanigans.

Dish Soap: Hurt/comfort Poolverine oneshot where Logan brings home household supplies and a bottle of dish soap triggers terrible torturous memories for Wade.

Touch: Angst/comfort/romance Poolverine oneshot about Wade's insecurities while he snuggles with a very tired Logan who loves to touch him.

Playful Destruction: (90s cartoon based) Cute comedic oneshot where Morph and Logan rough house in the living room, causing destruction and upsetting their housemates who take it upon themselves to separate the two giggling gremlins.

Just Seeing You Makes Me Smile: (Sequel to Playful Destruction) comedy oneshot where Morph takes a day to binge television marathons and Logan comes in venting about Sabretooth. The two start getting handsy and Scott comes in with a squirt bottle to shoo them out of the living room lest they destroy it yet again.

Bad Dreams and Worse Jokes: Poolverinessa based comedic oneshot where Wade awakes from bad dreams and Vanessa and Logan and Mary comfort him.

In The Dark: (90s cartoon based) Graphic horror fic of one of Morph's nightmares while they're with Sinister and the Nasty Boys. My excuse to dabble in horror writing really.

McDonalds: Poolverinessa comedic shitpost oneshot about the three getting dirty in a McDonalds (no smut on screen)

Explicit Smut Fics

Light: Poolverine based romance/angst/love making. Not as innocent as it sounds. Wade believes he sees cracks are erupting light all over Logans body and he's desperate to release it, while also being the top dom in their relationship. Soft Bottom Logan for those looking.

Swordplay: Poolverine based with transWade. Deadpool and Wolverine get hot and bothered after getting bruised and bloody fighting bad guys. They frick, incorporating a sword and a few daggers.

Pretty Boy: (Origins transLogan x transWade) A bratty sassy Wade is put in his place by a very stern and torturous Logan. Includes many kinks in its tags. Originally inspired by Logan's silver tipped cowboy boots from the comics/cartoons, if that gives you a hint to what to expect...

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While Wade's off on a weekend long man hunt with Mary, his husbands bond over a Golden Girls marathon, home cooked steak n eggs, and a break in that does not end well for the breaker-inner.

Before Logan can pop his claws Vanessa is whirling her plate of eggs at the man, beaming him right in the nose and then stabs her fork in his eye and makes very crude remarks about skull fucking, lubrication, and how he was rudely interrupting the episode where Blanch says goodbye to her dead husband.

Anyways, when all is said and done, Vanessa takes a selfie with the silly man with a fork in his eye socket and sends it to Wade with 🍴👁🤭

To which Wade texts back with: can't beklei3 thera nor juwr a fork eno3i 🍇

Meanwhile Logan is aroused.

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Wade can barely handle making toaster stroodles, but Logan and Vanessa will go ham in the kitchen, whipping up delectable dishes filled with flavor and as they dance around each other from stove to sink to fridge to counter, Wade is rambling away about work (beating people up) while nibbling on ingredients. Mary Puppins is sitting next to him, watching the others cook and hoping someone will slip her a strip of meat.

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Poolverinessa At McDonalds

They were a writhing mass of flesh and meat (literally), complete with buns and lettuce and tomatoes and onions and pickles, even though Logan asked for no pickles, and there was mayo and ketchup and mustard and not to mention more mayo.  A McChicken slid out of Wade’s hand when Logan fed him three fries, sliding them between his lips along with two fingers and then kissing the side of his mouth and licking up the salt.

Wade moaned around fries and fingers while Vanessa scooped up his McChicken and fed it to Logan who bit down greedily, taking a massive bite, nearly half of the sandwich.  Vanessa called him a big hungry boy and grabbed a bit of bun hanging off his lip with hers.  She kissed him with a mouthful of McChicken while Wade pulled Logan’s fingers from his mouth.  Of the array of McDonalds surrounding them, he grabbed the McDouble and sunk his teeth into one side, Vanessa grabbed the other and they tore it apart together, mayo dripping between them.  Some fell down to his lap, staining his jeans, and Vanessa bent over to lick it up. 

Logan swallowed down his McChicken and splayed his fingers on Vanessa’s hips, maneuvering her to the other side of Wade.  Their rascally mutate mercenary lover wriggled on the table, pulling his shirt over his head.  He gasped when Vanessa dribbled her strawberry milkshake onto his stomach and groaned when Logan lapped it up.  Vanessa smeared more frigid milkshake up to his nipples with some fries, swirled the cold creamy beverage around one nipple, then fed it to him.

Logan leaned over Wade and parted a Big Mac, rubbing both halves down the milkshake covered belly to the waist of his jeans and then back up.  Wade told him Strawberry Milkshake Big Macs did not sound appetizing to which Logan said they should be  a part of the every day menu, and he slapped the sandwich back together now that it was milkshaky and fed it to he and Vanessa.  Vanessa told Wade it wasn’t so bad and that he was just being picky and Wade told her he was the living smorgasbord and that she should spend more time chewing on his meat than Ronald McDonald’s. 

Vanessa and Logan shared a laugh and both bent over Wade to feast upon him as he wished.

“There they are sir!” shouted an employee as his manager came through the door, having been pulled away from his vape break.  “They’re making a scene and won’t leave.”

The manager shuddered at the site of the three horny and hungry patrons of his fine burger establishment, straightened his shirt and his hat, and approached the busy trio.  “This is a McDonalds, not a sex club.  I’m going to have to ask you to leave or I will notify the authorities.”

Together the three said, “fuck off” and continued on with their foody shenanigans. 

The younger employee approached his flustered manager and asked what they should do.  His manager threatened them all with a call to the police and was met with a gun, three adamantium claws, and a high heeled shoe in his face.  He swallowed and backed away, dragging the employee with him. 

They locked the front door and hid out in the kitchen, all employees subject to the groans and moans and mastication of three horny weirdos. They still took drive thru orders of course.

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Okay I put this McDonalds abomination on Ao3

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