Assigning Homestar Runner Characters LPS Against Their Will
admin bone here! me and chestnut decided the other day we were going to assign hsr characters lps so here we go......
homestar runner: ostrich #851
i think he would be the sportiest ostrich. it makes sense because he is a silly jock and he is really tall
strong bad: bear #395
he seems like the type of guy to be an lps bear 🤷♂️ but like an evil one that some kid drew angry eyebrows on in blue pen back in 2008
strong sad: bonbon cat #177
me and chestnut had a little debate over what cat strong sad would be but i think this one is really the best choice because it even has the sad little eyes... ugh...... this cat would definitely be in a poetry club
strong mad: st bernard #76
strong mad would TOTALLY be a st bernard no doubt about it. his head is even square just like him
the cheat: leopard #1419
is this even like, up for debate? also, i think you could make an lps cheat commandos episode if you just owned like 9 or 10 of these things. just saying
marzipan: shorthair #78
listen guys it was either this or the mod spider (joking) and i think i know which one we all prefer. she even has her ponytail
coach z: ferret #289
he is long and has a green harness. give him a gold chain and a microphone and he will be demolishing the rap game
bubs: walrus #1119
he has teeth just like bubs!!!!! also he comes with such a cute scarf and his belly and nose are both orange :-) he looks like he would sell me a fake hatsune miku figure at one of those pop up stands at a mall
king of town: no# scholastic books pig
this pig is really simple and i think that fits with the king of town. if you dressed this guy real nice and gave him a beard he would fit the part
the poopsmith - rabbit #972
chestnut and i own this rabbit and we make jokes that hes covered in poop so i think this one works out
(edm music slowly fades in) let me know what you think guys remember to like and subscribe for more awesome littlest pet shop content. bye guys see you next time (minecraft outro plays)