I specifically attended the School of Hybrid Theory
where I mastered numerology and bigbang theology.
I graduated with many honors from Xero High School
and applied with a 4.0 GPA, that was the rule
I became a member of Pankake Festival Fraternity
where I learned about the many Points of Authority
I then studied abroad at the land of hip hop in full force
and got a taste of Reanimation and Collision Course
I even minored in Fort Minor and Dead by Sunrise
where I came Out of Ashes to see the Rising Tied
Did I mention that I discovered the Cure For The Itch?
All it took was a scratch and perhaps a little stitch.
After graduation, I went on to be a famous Meteoralogist
and performed many lobotomies with telekinetic psychology
I traveled once again to bring the world Projekt Revolution
Invented Music For Relief to lessen disasters and pollution
My accomplishments weren't enough, after all is said and done
So I went back for degrees in MTM and even A Thousand Suns
After completing the Living Things program with no worries
LPUniversity finally gave me my doctorate in Linkin Park studies
Now please excuse me as I build some Machine Shop rockets
and continue my knowledge with the Stone Temple Pilots