Now for my special act
INCORRECT QUOTES FT SOME BFS BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ENERGY FOR THEM ALL!
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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Bee: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
FLAnimal: Hostile takeover?
Berry: Genocide?
Sense: Steal everything!
Bee: No, I meant-
Beef: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Yourself: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Bee: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Beef: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Yourself: Agreed.
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FLAnimal: Stressed.
Yourself: Depressed.
Sense: Possessed.
Beef: Obsessed.
Berry: Impressed.
Bee: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Bee: I just wanted to join in.
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Berry: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.
FLAnimal: No, eight glasses!
Beef: I heard ten.
Yourself: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.
*later…*
Sense: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.
Berry: What did you learn?
Sense: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.
FLAnimal: I’ll get some water.
Sense: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.
Bee: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.
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*In response to receiving a gift*
Bee: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back!
Yourself: You didn’t have to get this for me…
Berry: Oh! Now I HAVE to get you something!
Sense: Th-thanks, but why?
Beef: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this!
FLAnimal: Did you keep the receipt?
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Beef: I will not let you down.
Bee: Sounds fun.
Berry: K.
FLAnimal: No, I'm fucking not.
Sense: Do I have to be?
Yourself: Please god, I am so tired.
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Beef: Dumbest scar stories, go!
FLAnimal: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Yourself: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Bee: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Berry: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Sense: I have emotional scars.
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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Beef, Berry, and Bee: *spinning a little and talking*
Yourself, Sense, and FLAnimal: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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Beef: The floor is lava!
Berry: *helps FLAnimal onto the counter*
Bee: *tries to kick Yourself off the sofa*
Sense: *lays on the floor*
Beef: ...Are you okay?
Sense: No.
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( Yourself = https://www.tumblr.com/ochrearia )
( Beef = https://www.tumblr.com/gemharvest )
( Bee = https://www.tumblr.com/zackcharine )
( Berry = https://www.tumblr.com/lunarla123 )
( FLAnimal = https://www.tumblr.com/shad0wchateau )
( Sense = yours truly )