#ls-talks

[leafy-s3npai]

Man on the moon

You know how there's a man on the moon and if you look at the moon you won't go blind? Well there's a woman on the sun and the reason why you might go blind if you look at her too long is because she's so hot!!

[leafy-s3npai]

You don't realize how much you need your mouth until it gets numbed for 4 hours after the dentist

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@ my friends and followers

[leafy-s3npai]

His Stream.

Guys, finally, Calvin has officially done his very first stream!!!! At the beginning I was so excited and i tried to stay to the very end but i unfortunately fell asleep. I'm very proud that he has done this and I'm honestly overjoyed for the next one!

[leafy-s3npai]

Intellectuals

Everyone: good morning

Me, an intellectual: I hope you get a pleasant feeling when the sun is visible to the human eye

LeafyIsHere: ay whaddup bitch where my nudes at

[leafy-s3npai]

LEfy PODCAST????

I'm so HAPPY TO HESR THAT LEAFY IS PROBS GONNA MAKE A PODCAST WITH HIS FRIENDS OMG INE XCITEDDDDDDDD PODCASTS ARE LIKE A STREAM BUT WITHOUT LIVE FOOTAGE

[leafy-s3npai]

Heyyy frenchies listen up

Si tu connaissais la français comme moi, s'il vous plaît reblog cette message <3

[leafy-s3npai]

I hate myself forever

I got a White Chocolate Mocha at Starbucks and it was literally a dream. I wanted another one but stupid fucking me was like "oooh let's try something else!!" And I'm so fucking pissed at myself because I literally passed up the opportunity for a second drink like are you goddamn serious what the fuck is wrong with me I literally want to kill myself like UGHHWJAHDH IM SO FCUCKING MAD