#lsaaclaehy

[seoul-babo]

I feel you man. (regarding the disappointed by "genuine" guys thing) All i got ou of it was a penis picture i totally give up

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh Haru. What are our lives.

Yep, there are a couple at the moment who I was interested in specifically because they seemed just like average, sincere, boy-next-door-types, but they’ve turned out to be just as big of flakes as the superficially handsome, charismatic bastards I tend to go for. Can’t win.

[radiations]

oh goD mari i sa w your tag about worshipping gds dick again lmao have you listened to rod???? its soooo goood

WOW YEAH it is pretty good oh wow 

[harrynochill]

((sorry omg my reply is p late)) and yEEES IM SERIOUS i mean at least here in the south itS TOTAL LY LEGIT!! like one ever y festival people wear it and if u dont theyll look at u like some kinda alien omf g

omg the closest thing we have to that is the renaissance fair i think? but that’s more like cosplaying as a person from the renaissance oh my god that’S SO COOL

[harrynochill]

omFG DONT TELL ME THIS IS A LEGIT HALLOWEEN COSTUME OMG YOU CAN WEAR THIS LIKE FOR SHOPPING IN GERMANY BELievE me you wont be judged hhahhaha

ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT

IT IS SUCH A SEXUALIZED THING HERE PEOPLE ONLY WEAR IT FOR HALLOWEEN WOWIE

[harrynochill]

i dont have clogs but i can offer lederhosn (leather pants)

omg that reminds me

so i was looking for a halloween costume bc i'm actually invited to a party where there will be a threat of drunk making out and i am all about that so i gotta look sexy as hell and i found this costume

and instead of like beer maid or whatever she's actually called the fucking costume was just called 

gretchen

[harrynochill]

I aCTUALLY DONT KNOW HAHAHA okay cool i'll make sure there's schnitzel when u arrive

does american english have a recurring thing like that like germans use ch and other english has a u in everything what do americans even have

i want clogs too

[harrynochill]

schnitzel is pork meat with coating and then you fry it in a pan!! :D we also have stogranoff but we call it gulasch lmao and nooo you're not making yourself an idiot (i had to ask my dad what stroganoff is omg)

gulasch why do you puT CH IN EVERYTHING

okay i'm coming over

[harrynochill]

HAHAHAHAHA I CAN MAKE YOU ONE OMG /whispers/ it's not too hard

what even is it?????

at first i thought it was like a stroganoff kind of thing but then in sound of music she sings "schnitzel with noodles" and now i'm thrown off