#lsxporter

[landlordarchive]

I'm just stating facts. And while I'm at it, here's one for you: You're a piece of shit.

you say this like you’re opinion matters to me. 

[landlordarchive]

I am a published, Stanford educated, investigative journalist who graduated highest honors in their class with academic distinction. I was honored Phi Beta Kappa. I was just on the fucking cover of Forbes. He SHOULD damn well be proud. But as he's a sorry excuse for a man that's been absent for the entirety of my life I could care less what he thinks.

If you’re everything you claim to be, what did you do to end up here? It doesn’t really matter. At the end of the day you’re not better than anyone else. 

[landlordarchive]

Guilt? Shame?

Ah yes, you are chock full of both. Your father must be so proud. 

[landlordarchive]

Wonderful. Why not stay out of my business from now on then? You were never interested in my life until now, interesting...

... why did I ask you to move in here again? 

[landlordarchive]

Desert? Oh! You mean when we fucked? Yeah, you're not going to embarrass me by hinting that I got laid? Sorry? 💁🏾

you heard it here first folks, though I doubt any of us gave a fuck, 

@rothschildofrochester

[landlordarchive]

Harry and I have done absolutely nothing other than go to dinner? It cost $0.00 to mind your own business.

Coincidently it also cost me $0.00 to stick my nose in your business, and that is far more interesting. I know you had dinner, but what about dessert?

[landlordarchive]

Yeah, actually my "father" was completely absent from my life- But now that I know who he is I'm almost embarrassed that we're related.

It’s Trump isn’t it? You poor thing... 

[landlordarchive]

...Excuse me?

you’re excused.