But sir, my wife called me "honey"

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But sir, my wife called me "honey"
idk lmaooo
Evil space superhuman closeted lesbians (coming to earth was them seeing the tv glow)
Dose tumblr like lucan???
This is what he wore on his first date with his wife
Guys help I'm so drunk rn
Love y'all
So excited for the season finale
Baby hotline!
Viltrumite men and how they are in bed!
I got bored and when I’m bored I write so here! Munch!
Short dabbles, nothing major I just thought we should get a little snickersnack
This includes Thragg, General Kregg, Lucan, Nolan, Mark and Conquest, and that one Viltrumite Guard who got his head double teamed by Allen and Nolan(he was very pretty idc I just locked onto him like a dog smelling chicken)
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Grand Regent Thragg-
Fucking mean
Like full-on does not care if you aren't prepped or shit he's going in.
He wants kids, not pleasure, so he's fucking like its his 9-5
He's got your ass up, sharp, calculated, thrusts as you're sobbing and begging to cum. Red marks on your cheeks, bite marks on your body, cum from previous orgasms running down your thighs.
You beg again and he scoffs.
“Again…? I don't think it's fair that you've got to cum 5 times now and I haven't cum once,” he chuckled lowly in your ear, “hold. It.”
General Kregg-
Terrible husband, great father.
Excellent in bed.
He gets around, and doing so he's learned A LOT from all his fairs and now knows exactly what makes you tick.
If he's one thing, he's great at memorizing and learning from his conquests.
He's got you on top, smirking as he watches you work yourself before he shifts his hips just enough to get the head of his cock to kiss your sweet spot.
“Fuck!”
He's humming, thumb lazily rubbing circles into your clit, “come on star…youve got it…give me another baby to spoil.”
Lucan-
Omggggg
I love Lucan so much he might be one of my favorite Viltrumites in the comics
So loyal to his wife, refused to breed with any other humans besides her
He would treat his partner right, praising and kissing and would take time to learn what you like and hone in on it 10x more than you'd expect
Like eating you out? He's got that tounge trick down to a T
“Fuck…Lucan…right-right there!”
He'd blink his pretty dark eyes, hick your legs higher on his strong shoulders and work you until you were seeing the stars he hailed from.
Nolan-
HE KNOWSSSSS
We all know he and Debbie were still going at it
He looks older, but his stamina? Unmatched. Once he's got you its end game.
He's passionate, rough but not mean, hands on the headboard as he's pounding into you. The wood will splinter, the wall will dent, you wont walk for days, but he's grinning and cooing down at you.
“Come on darling…cant you keep up? I think you can…youre my tough little human…”
He's tweaking your nipple, pinching it and rolling it roughly, snorting when you whine, “shhhh, you like it.”
Mark-
Bottom.
Canon bottom.
Whining and holding you too tightly cause he still can't fully control his powers so you'll bruise, begging you to fuck him harder. You're on top, riding him as he thrusts up into you with a pathetic look on his face. So in love, wanting to please, you tell him to do something hell fucking do it.
“Ah-AH~ ba-baby! So good when you ride me, so tight…so warm-FUCK-b-babe can I cum? Please? Please? Plea-”
“Mark…huh…t-touch me?”
Don't need to tell him twice, he's already swiping his thumb over your clit and watching you unfold before messily cumming inside with a cry of your name.
Conquest-
Dominating
Taughting
Teasing
He's gonna toy with you, drag out each orgasm and then ruin your peak. He wont let you cum, not until you're crying and offering up your soul to a demon does he let you finish.
Its not even about him, he can care less about if he gets to cum, his pleasure comes from breaking you, ruining you, claiming you like this.
He'll laugh, ruining another orgasm, “Aw, were you gonna cum? Did I ruin it for you? I guess we're just gonna have to start over, again.”
You'll cry, hell laugh and lick your tears up without care.
Viltrumite executioner-
I think he's a switch, I mean look at him.
He can either be pounding you mercifully with your legs on his shoulders and one of his hands on your throat.
“You like this? Fuck… you're so filthy…flying all the way to the prison just for some dick…”
Orrrrr
He's moaning, crying, whimpering under you as you force another orgasm out of him and admire the was his tan skin flushes and his pretty eyes fill with tears from overstimulation.
“Oh-stars-p-please…i-i can't anymore…too much!”
Forgot I drew this last year and just rediscovered it deep in my camera roll