Asmodeus: Hey Lucy, in your opinion which one of the original humans has the best ass?
Satan: Is this somehing you ask in the middl-
Lucifer: "Oh this is easy, Adam." He quickly answer not even looking angry.
Satan just look at his short king with a deadpanned face while the others royal demons either rolled their eyes, or laughed, if not whispered about the shenanigans of the Deadly Sins.
Eve: "I agree, it's definitelly Adam."
Lilith: "I can't deny it, he really have the best ass among the three of us."
Taking about the devil, the first man arrive accompained by the first and second women.
Adam: "I'm soooooo flattered, but what make you three be on a consensus about my ass being the best?" His mockingly tone end in genuine curiosity as he make the question."
Lucifer: "I mean, did you ever saw your butt?" The Devil point to Adam's backside.
Adam: "People like to say i'm too much in love with myself but I don't constantly look at my own reflection in the mirror, much less to look my own ass.....specially since I got fat."
Lucifer: "Oh my dear Dick don't be ashamed of your figure...." The serpent wrap the first man on his arms, or at least he tries considering the size difference between the two."....you would be surprised of how charming your dad body is~"
Eve: "I agree, I mean your lean body in Eden was cool and all and you certainly aged like fine wine on Earth when you gained more muscle mass, but you became so...."
Lilith: "Thick." The queen finish. "I could fill my hands with your flesh."
Adam: ".....I feel like you three fuckers are eating me with your eyes." He raises a eyebrow.