#lucitxt

[luci-is-currently-loving-bees]

Op has become an all seeing entity in my head recently

[iyadiad]

I exist to help us stop feeling emotionally compromised for a little bit, and then what do I do? experience emotions strongly for the first time in forrever and they’re all negative. Wonderful. Incredible. Fantastic.

[iyadiad]

stormychameleon I mean, I’m kind of a red-meats kinda guy myself. But all we have are eggs and frozen mice and cereal and pasta. I gueeesss I could make eggs.

And fuck yes snakes are the best. It’s name is Monty, like Monty python, but is actually short for Mount Rushmore.

[iyadiad]

I make a good snather. (Snake father). Or snother (snake mother), I’m not picky.

[iyadiad]

stormychameleon I am sooo hungry, but there is nothing in this house to eat. Okay. That’s a lie, there’s tons of food, but I’m fucking picky. Also, there’s a snake here that is super adorable. I fed it myself. I am a good reptilian overlord.

[iyadiad]

vincentlindbeck Alright Sulana. Nice name, I like it. It’s catchy. And speed is one Hell of a drug, I’d cut that out. Or keep doing it, I mean, I’m not your mom. And eeeh, I dunno. I’m freezing and hungry and bored as fuck. What about you?

[iyadiad]

stormychameleon Congratulations, you win second place in Lucifer Talking Time. Hey there. What’s up? I’m booored.

[iyadiad]

vincentlindbeck !!! That was a quicker response than I expected! Fuck yeah. Hi there. High five for being The FIrst to Speak with Lucifer, you win a medal. You are the winner.