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Gold Watcher: On top of French and English, I spent some time in Germany so I can speak German. And Greek. And Latin, in case it ever comes back.

Lucky: Cool. I once got 12 out of 12 on a Buzzfeed quiz called 'Do You Know All The Slang Words The Kardashians Invented?'

Gold Watcher: Congratulations?

Lucky: Thank you.

Lucky: I'm going to be honest, I did cheat.

Gold Watcher: Bonjour!

Lucky: Fuck outta here with that shit, I don’t speak croissant!

Gold Watcher, snorting: Cursing is... for those with a limited vocabulary.

Lucky: You're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous motherfucker.

Gold Watcher: What's the chef recommend?

Lucky: Dude, this is a McDonald's.

Gold Watcher: Right, sorry.

Gold Watcher: What's the McChef recommend?

Gold Watcher: I'm going to ask you to be respectful here.

Lucky: I will politely decline.

Gold Watcher: Are you always this impetuous?

Lucky: Give me a dictionary and I'll tell ya.

Lucky: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Gold Watcher: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Lucky: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Gold Watcher: Somehow that's worse.

Gold Watcher: You owe me, like, a dollar.

Lucky: You'll have to kill me for it.

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