2 7 8 16 21 26 38 and 46 ALL FOR THE TRASH LIZARD CHILD >:0
OH BOY!!!
2. His daily ritual is to dumpster dive for goodies, then harass whoever gets closest to his “home” for the rest of the day or until they bore him.
7. Lazing around and seeing how many times he can shift his form until he gets nauseas, thats literally all he does is waste time
8. Eating people and making out, indulging is the only thing that makes life not boring
16. Biggest goal: to finally get to what he started out looking like
smallest goal: to make out with at least 5 ppl today
21. Turn ons - if its gross, he likes it, so almost everything under the sun, especially being insulted and kicked hes so gross
turn offs - minors, scat stuff (egh) that kinda stuff
26. Nope. Just keep fuckin around forever.
38. A nice long nap in the sun or eating cereal boxes. Both work.
46. Someone who gives his insults attention but doesnt take them to heart, and insults him back. Someone rly awful to him without actually beating him to a pulp and truly hating him.
THERE YA GO














