#lug0si

[lesbiansatan]

I JUST WANNA DECORATE FOR HALLOWEEN AND I WILL NOT BE JUDGED FOR IT.

Ashton: Come April 1st I'm not talking about hopping on the Easter Bunny's dick.

Ashton: I'd be called a furry if I did that.

Me: And I'm not talking about sucking off the Great Pumpkin here. I'm just putting up some spookiness.

Ashton: But you would if it were an option!

[lesbiansatan]

Don't Charles Dickens it. Don't go for maximum wordage. Don't make us read Great Expectations.

Me to DD

[lesbiansatan]

I’m on a skype call except for skype says that I’m not and there is no call window or anything there is only disembodied friend voices coming from my computer telling me yes, I’m in the group call

[lesbiansatan]

Me: Amy has been in a scene for 4 days now. And granted she's been in a scene for 2 weeks before, but I do not like that president -- precedent.

DD: I don't like this president either.

[lesbiansatan]

It thinks it's the boss. It's not. It's a train.

Ashton

[lesbiansatan]

Don't be like every single person in my life, DD

Me, trying to get DD excited about playing Monopoly

[lesbiansatan]

Ashton: I'm not throwing you off a bridge.

Me: I didn't ask for you specifically to do it.

Ashton: No one is throwing you off a bridge.

Me: Oh come on.

Ashton: No.

Me: You're not my dad.

Ashton: Not yet. Have you heard my jokes?

[lesbiansatan]

I died, but now I’m living.

For DD (@avawilson), HAPPY VERY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

iZombie AU where Liv never meets Clive and doesn’t remember Blaine from the boat party. 

Blaine goes to the morgue after hearing gossip about the weird ME. They talk and find common ground with their zombism. Eventually Blaine asks Liv on a date. They commiserate about being zombies over drinks, end up hitting it off, and proceed to live lavish lifestyles with lots of great zombie sex.