#lukeismybatman

[calgasms]

lukeismybatman >>> calgasms

[hiashtonirwin]

bff art major ashton who secretly uses you the model for one of his final projects but instead of painting you in whole on the canvas, he does little portraits of his favorite parts of you - an oil painting of your eyes that make them look like galaxies, a coal pencil drawing of your hands and the ring that you never take off, ashton manipulating the shadows to make your hands look elongated and elegant. he does watercolor portraits of your smile and the red of your lips rips across the paper like blood on snow, he creates a black and white and grey pastel of your neck and collarbones, the shadows of them making you look regal and sensual. when it’s time for his art showcase he invites you and watches you take in the parts of yourself you never notice and when you turn to him with a fierce blush rushing to your cheeks he just shrugs and says ‘i just drew what i loved’

for @lukeismybatman‘s college!5sos blurb night - send her blurbs or request one!

[hiashtonirwin]

study buddy!Calum who always copies extra notes for you in english lit bc he knows you always fall asleep and who brings an extra coffee to the library for you “just in case you need it” during exam week and shakes his head when you mix up jane austen and charlotte bronte because ‘no calum i didnt read the books i just watched the movies’ and helps you write your final paper on them

for @lukeismybatman‘s college!5sos blurb night im sorry i tried lmao

[hiashtonirwin]

I have so many ideas omg! CEO!Luke? I'm so obsessed with that right now

GIRL ceo!luke is everyones obsession right now esp after the hey everybody video

ceo!luke would be flirty with you but it would be subtle - a wink before you left his office, a hand on your thigh while you were giving him notes for the next presentation. he would ask you to stay late after work so you could catch up on things, but really it would just to hook up in front of the massive windows in his office. he’d let you lead him to his office by his tie and love the way you blow him while you’re hiding from the janitors under his desk. he would spark with jealousy when that dorky guy from the mail office would bring you coffee or talk to you, and he would pull you into the empty conference room and make you come with his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet, just so you remember that you’re with him. lets not forget giving him head while he’s on that conference call from england and he has to bite his first when he comes because he loves that thing you do with your tongue and you’d just adjust your hair and clothes while he’s finishing up the call and just shakes his head at you and fucking winks ugh god

let’s also not forget ceo!luke would be fucking loaded so he would surprise you with presents like that fancy lingerie with all the snappy things and lace that makes your tits look great. he would take you to fancy dinners and then take you to his fancy ass apartment where there’s nothing but windows and city skyline for miles and he’d fuck you on the kitchen island then in front of the living room windows and then on his big ass bed until you were completely spent. he’d wake you up with coffee and bagels and stuff from the french cafe down the street bc obviously you deserve the best. he’d fucking treat you like a goddamn princess okay

i could go on for fucking days abt this its so long im sorry

[hiashtonirwin]

I clicked on "drunk sex with Calum" and it just leads to an ask about how they're isn't one :( you should write about it :)

okay sO

drunk sex with calum would be clumsy and kind of crazy and i feel like when he’s drunk he gets super whiny and needy, like the second you pull away from him he just pouts and makes a little sad noise and is constantly moving his hands all over your body because he loves the way your skin feels under his fingers and just wants your attention. he would curl into your touch and practically glow when you moaned at something he did. calum would end up being a total sub and just begging you to touch him and blow him and ride him, anything. he would be loud and whiny and a whimpering mess and he would just wait for you to take control of him, and him making the most obscene noises ever oh my god. he would also want to change positions a lot too, cause he’s more adventurous when he’s drunk so it would go from you riding him to doggy style to him just plowing into you and him covered in sweat and panting and ‘oh my god’s

[relatableclifford]

Netflix and chill Calum? I'd if that's an aesthetic :p

haha I’ll see what I can do ;)

Send me a boy and an aesthetic

[relatableclifford]

Honestly blond was my favorite on him but like the summer 2013 blond

I know what you mean ;)

Send me your fav mikey hair colour

[tomlinsbird]

lukeismybatman replied to your post:

Idk if it will help but filling a to go mug with hot water/tea and putting your hands on it mimics human contact and can sometimes help make you feel better… I’m sorry you’re feeling that way

Ah really ?? I've never heard of that before! But I can see why it'd work, I'll try it out thank you 💖