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pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 39379
chapters: 12/? (updated aug 2, 2025)
tropes: gay disaster luke, single dad din, crack treated seriously, modern au
summary: luke meets a total dilf at the laundromat one night and he just so happens to be wearing his beloved “i ❤️ dilfs” t-shirt
this side of paradise
pairing: dinluke
rating: mature
words: 19908
chapters: 9/9 (complete)
tropes: prince!luke, mand'alor!din, arranged marriage
summary: Luke, Prince of Naboo, is in an arranged engagement that he doesn’t want with the Prince of Bespin, but instead, he would rather have a certain mandalorian. Specifically, the father of his student. More specifically, the Mand’alor.
summer wine
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 22236
chapters: 8/? (updated jan 28 2025)
tropes: daddy kink, modern au
summary: One summer day, a mysterious stranger from Anakin's past shows up at the doorstep to Skywalker Ranch. Luke finds himself enthralled by this older man with a hidden past. Din Djarin is beyond handsome and seems to have eyes for only Luke when his father isn't looking. This man could mean one of two things: pure bliss or heartbreak. Luke spends his summer of forbidden kisses and secret rendezvous hoping for the first.
thus unto tyrants
pairing: dinluke
rating: mature
words: 27781
chapters: 7/26 (updated jul 9, 2025)
tropes: enemies to lovers, inspired by gladiator
summary: Luke has no lightsaber, no force, and no friends when he is captured by the Empire and forced to fight for his life for the entertainment of the Emperor. He only knows of three things that might save him. One, Darth Vader doesn't want him dead - yet. Two, Boba Fett tells him more information than he should probably know. Three, General Din Djarin has a son he will do anything to protect.
oneshots
bow
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1857
tropes: mand'alor!din, jedi!luke
summary: luke rides the mand'alor on his throne
definitely not a dildo
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1431
tropes: modern au
summary: luke is too embarrassed to go to the sex shop, so he goes to a normal store to buy something totally normal to definitely not masturbate with. it doesn’t help when the hot cashier fuels his fantasies.
see the fire in the sky and embrace of the storm
pairing: dinluke
rating: mature
words: 7755
tropes: haunted dark saber, dark!din
summary: din djarin starts hearing voices the more he uses the darksaber
we can make the world stop
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 3575
tropes: sith!luke, mand'alor din, bounty/bounty hunter
summary: din takes up the bounty for a jedi, but that jedi is surprisingly persuasive (and hot)
you will surrender to me
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1527
tropes: mand'alor!din, jedi!luke, bounty/bounty hunter
summary: mand’alor din tasks himself with killing sith lord skywalker, but instead, he finds himself faced with the biggest decision of his life
(se)x wing escapades series
part 1: if we want to get close, we need to get lost in the heat of it
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1069
tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, hand jobs, cockpit sex
summary: they’re hiding in the x-wing, but it’s definitely not meant for two people.
part 2: the way you navigate my edges, drives me directions like heaven
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1803
tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, semi-public sex, sarcastic droids
summary: din surprises luke on coruscant and he acts on his promise
part 3: if you're a tide, then i'm the moon
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1317
tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, helmetless din djarin , cockpit sex
summary: they're back in the x-wing, but this time with no interruptions
part 4: i want to drink you sober
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 2070
tropes: sex in the millennium falcon, helmetless din djarin, space uber han solo
summary: after a few too many drinks, luke and din call han to pick them up
part 5: the shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 1632
tropes: inappropriate use of the n-1, helmetless din djarin
summary: din comes back from a bounty hunt and luke desperately needs him
what happens on dagobah duology
part 1: what happens on dagobah
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 5408
tropes: stranger sex, cockpit sex, inappropriate use of the razor crest
summary: while training with yoda on dagobah, luke finds a mysterious stranger crash landed and in need of help. among other things...
part 2: doesn't stay on dagobah
pairing: dinluke
rating: explicit
words: 5609
tropes: strangers to lovers, domestic fluff, two dads
summary: luke occasionally thinks about the mandalorian he met on dagobah, but there's no way he'd run into him again... right?
mass effect
missing time
pairing: f!shepard/garrus
rating: teen
words: 5443
chapters: 1/1
summary: set during the arrival mission in me2. fills in plot hole of why the normandy didn’t get shep off the asteroid sooner. also gave me an excuse for protective garrus. basically, shepard is alone fighting for her life and has a mortality crisis. and also more feelings between your fave turian and human afterward.
slow love
pairing: f!shepard/garrus
rating: explicit
words: 2866
chapters: 1/1
summary: Shepard and Garrus have each other for stress relief. They never talk about it afterwards - an unsaid agreement between the two of them. Just sex, nothing more, right?
solace
pairing: f!shepard/victus
rating: explicit
words: 3913
chapters: 1/1
summary: after the events on tuchanka, primarch victus and commander shepard seek solace from the pressures of leadership in war.
red rising
i will find you in every universe
pairing: dassius
rating: mature
words: 24529
chapters: 3/5 (updated sep 27, 2025)
tropes: Darrow loses Cassius, and when he wakes up in a different timeline, he vows never to lose him again.
Or... Five times Cassius dies, and one time he doesn't.
follow me between the jaws of fate
pairing: dassius
rating: explicit
words: 7187
chapters: 1/1
tropes: friends to lovers, cheating, doomed relationship
summary: LIGHT BRINGER SPOILERS - set sometime between chapters 80 and 81 before Darrow goes down to Io, after Cassius and Darrow rekindle their friendship officially.
“While Virginia may be your wife and your soulmate, I am your twin flame. As sure as the sun burns, so does my love for you.”
Cassius confesses his true feelings towards Darrow.
star trek
the time kirk doesn't wake up
pairing: kirk/spock
rating: teen
words: 3311
chapters: 1/1
tropes: kirk dies in into darkness
summary: spock must live with the fact that he was unable to save him
