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✖ HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

(You evil evillll)

6/5

(oh lord)

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Letter symbol, lovely!

Our Song is Enter Sandman by Metallica (Ooooh, so gorgeous :D)

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lulupaca replied to your post:My sister in law just asked for my Ao3 account...

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I just don't want to be sitting at dinner with the family and suddenly her be like "so what is the deal with self-lubricating assholes?"

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Voyeurism, Phil and Tony! Oh my pervy gods, I have more to ask, too.

(Ask away! Tonight is the night for porn!)

It's not like Tony expected it. He'd like to clarify that right away. He did not expect to see much of anything when he had Jarvis crack SHIELD's security so he could see into Agent's office. Maybe the man chewing out a couple junior agents and fawning over Cap memorabilia. Mostly he did it to keep an eye on the man. If he was stupid enough to go up against a freaking god while there were hundreds of other agents around, god knows the trouble he could get into while he was alone in his office.

And...well...okay, yeah, he probably should have stopped watching about ten minutes ago. Because 'looking after someone's safety' and 'watching someone masturbate in their office after hours' was definitely not the same thing.

And where do we find our fearless Iron Man instead?

Sprawled in his computer chair, pants and underwear shoved down to his knees, stroking his cock in time with the agent displayed on the massive screen in front of him, trying to keep time with the other man's thrusts.

"Fuck, Phil." Tony moaned, head tipping back to thunk gently against the top of his chair, watching Phil press up quicker into his own grip.

The HD was definitely paying off, he could see every little twist and flick of the man's wrist while he worked his hand over his, admittedly impressive, cock. It had started out so innocently, Phil getting up to lock his door and settling on the couch in the corner of the office. But soon enough he'd been pushing those stupid agent pants off his hips and Tony had been falling over himself to lock the lab down for privacy.

He hadn't been able to hack the audio feed so whatever Phil was murmuring as his thrusts quickened was lost to Tony. Didn't matter. He had quite the imagination and the idea of Phil moaning out his name, begging Tony to fuck him, to yank him up by that stupid tie to kiss him while they came together had him bucking up into his hand, hissing at the coil of heat in his stomach.

Tony was determined to hang on, to outlast Phil as best he could, a task that proved to be impossible when Phil shoved his shirt up and thumbed at a nipple. Between the glint of sliver that shined on the screen and the way Phil's head fell back at the feeling, Tony lost the battle, moaning out Phil's name as he covered his fingers with cum, working his cock until it was too sensitive and he had to rip his hand away to stop himself.

He never stopped watching though, biting his lip at the sight of Phil bucking and writhing until he too spilled over his fingers, sagging back into the couch. Tony shivered at the sight, wanting nothing more than to be there to help with clean-up, even as he reached to shut the feed down. In the aftermath, the damn morals Pepper claimed he didn't have came crashing back down, reminding him just how much of an invasion of privacy this had been.

Hand halfway to the controls, Tony froze, staring intently at the screen. On the pixels, Phil looked up, directly at the camera providing the feed, and smiled. Not a genial, just-jerked-one-out smile, but rather a secretive curl of the mouth, like he knew something other's didn't. Tony felt his stomach drop and he couldn't help the laughter that burst from him when Phil winked and mouthed, clearly enough that there was no confusing what he'd said, the two words that had all his regrets washing away in a rush of relief.

"Hi, Tony."

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lulupaca replied to your post:lulupaca replied to your post:lulupaca replied to...

This makes me a hundred kinds of pleased. With someone finding out, that would be EPIC. And god, the holidays. How are your beanies, did you guys spoil them rotten this year?

Yes! I will figure out someone to find it. It may be Phil lol omg. If I didn't feel like it would probably come off as show-off-ey and prideful I'd post a picture of the entire wall of my living room covered in beenie toys. However, we only bought them like 6 bigger toys. The rest was their grandparents who spoiled them. More importantly, did you get spoiled this year?

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lulupaca replied to your post:lulupaca replied to your post:Omg you guys, I love...

Godzilla like the OLD movies, with the rubber suits and the shitty dubs, the BEST Godzillas XDDDD Oh man, B, I’ve missed you!!!!

I've missed you omg! Holidays are hell, I swear. But yes! I can totally see Tony geeking out over the horrible old movies like a complete fangirl 

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lulupaca replied to your post:Omg you guys, I love allll the fic ideas I got...

Please please please write me something about Tony having a secret Godzilla fangasm the way that Phil has them about Captain America?

Godzilla like over the movie? I might have to do a little research, but I think I can do a little thing like that!

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Tag you're it!

1.  Dogs or Cats? PUPPYS! KITTENS! UGH, CAN'T DECIDE! BOTH ARE SO CUTE. AND PERFECTLY FLUFFY! I can tell you favored breeds? Golden Retriever for dogs, and Norwegian Forest Cat for cats. Ehh, Horses are my favorite. Morgans, specifficaly. Morgans an Arabs.

2.  Chocolate or Vanilla? Neither. Mint, bitches!

3.  Is there anyone you wish you could cut out of your life and why? Two people. Yeah. I dunno if one of them reads my blog at all, and therefore this, so I'll be nice, and not name names. I go between wanting them gone, and wishing they were back. The second one is my dad, who takes his jollies in putting other people down. Those other people happen to be anyone around him at the time. Including me and mom. He had one friend in the 22 years I've known him, and I can't ever remember him saying a kind thing about the man. The guy was a student councler at a local highschool who worked with troubled teens, and he was a fucking saint. Yeah, I'd really love to not have him in my life. sadly, that won't happen for a while, because I'm far from financially independent from him.

4.  If you could meet any one dead person who would it be and why? My Momma's Father. Or Gezila. Momma swears up and down they both would be so proud of me, if they could have met me. Momma's Nono died when I was 2, and Gezila was from germany, but I met her when I was three, and I guess she died a few years later. I don't remember either of them.

5.  Who is your biggest hero? Phil motherfucking Coulson.

6.  Favorite genre of media Anything but political reports, and essays. I will read just about anything you shove under my nose, not even kidding.

7.  What is your favorite type of clothing? The kind I can wear.

8.  How many pets do you own? A dog, and I have an Amanda, that counts, right? It totally counts.

9.  Who is the most important person in your life? I don't know. Probably all of them?

10.  What is your favorite TV show? Toss up between Firefly and SHIELD. Mostly because of Coulson. My questions:

Hugs or cuddles?

would you rather read inside, or be outside DOING ALL THE THINGS?

Run or work out?

Do you know how to climb a tree/ can you climb a tree?

Broken any bones?

Favorite color?

Is there anyone you wish you could live next door to for the rest of your life?

Anyone you really miss?

Coolest place you've ever been?

Happy holidays, everyone!