#lulz forever

[antivanruffles]

belated colours: green, mauve and blush :) little bit of scarlet there too - in regards to my otps...

GREEN = I think you’re cute. MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. 

Wait, do you mean Cassarric or Vehvan? :P AHAHAHAHAHA!

[acanofdietorangeslice]

so i saw these two stereotypical gangstas doing thanksgiving shopping

white gangsta, lifting a turkey: shit! this has the density of a dying star!

black gangsta, shaking his head at turkey: that whack ass nigga.

[rahleeyah]

in the midst of all the expected ignorance about obamacare on my facebook feed there came one particularly entertaining (though unrelated) nugget- someone i know has named their child paisley. 

can't really mock it properly though, because my cousin named his daughter genosis. with an o. 

[apaisleygirl]

Maybe it's because it's late but I can't stop laughing. Best version I've ever heard.

[apaisleygirl]

OOC post

Andrea says:  its about to get awkward in the bb thread Chaka says:  OH MAN  YES  GOOD  UGH CHARLOTTE  BB COME TO UNCLE DOCTOR Rory says:  haha  basically Rory's gonna have the Doctor be there for Amy to like squeeze his hand off from the pain and Rory'll be at the business end of things.  Ready to catch the baby. Andrea says:  business end of things  oh god i snorted Rory says:  yes well that's what I'm calling it now  THE BUSINESS END Andrea says:  yes, very good  YES  VERY BUSINESSY  he knows the ins and outs~  yep i took it there Rory says:  oh my god I am laughing a lot Andrea says:  how are we going to take this thread seriously now?! Rory says:  I don't know Andrea says:  I'll be poker facing a lot Rory says:  uhhh yup

[apaisleygirl]

OOC post

So Carrie and I are talking about penis sizes, as you do and I can't stop laughing.

Carrie:

That's like almost a foot of wiener What are they going to do with it, tuck it down their pants leg?

[apaisleygirl]

Andrea says:

I love how the doctor had to clarify which doctor he meant

dumb butt

Chaka says:

HAHA

Andrea says:

he's like DNW ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS

CHILD BIRTHING

Chaka says:

SCARY

DANGEROUS

Andrea says:

THERE'S CRYING

Chaka says:

POND IS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER THIS CANNOT BE HEALTHY

Andrea says:

AND ANGRY AMY OOOOH ANGRY AMY IS VERY BAD

AND AND AND

BODILY FLUIDS

Chaka says:

AHHHHH

*flailing*

[apaisleygirl]

Andrea says:

I wonder if its normal for your heart to just start POUNDING when you're not doing anything

hm

Chaka says:

Maybe in another unviverse you just met the cast of Doctor Who

And it's so amazing

That it's breaking through the rift

And into you